<p>I was playing the Sims, and I want to become a burgler just like my sim. Where can I attend college for this career track?</p>
<p>hahahaha. wow.</p>
<p>I’m always the criminal on the Sims too!</p>
<p>Anyway, I’ve heard that ITT Tech has a new Armed Stealth Burglar degree.
Or it might have been Armed Stealth Burger degree. I can’t quite remember.</p>
<p>That should prepare me for various heists. I’ll have to apply and send in my SAT scores and get various recommendations</p>
<p>no way, platts. if it’s ITT Tech then they’re only offering a degree to be an armed stealth burglar’s assistant.</p>
<p>You’re thinking of the Master of Science in Burglary at Devry, which allows you to take a concentration in Weapons, Stealth, or Financial Fraud.</p>
<p>do you think going into Weapons, Stealth, and Financial Freud would be more lucrative?</p>
<p>i don’t know about the financial fraud part. look at what happened to that bernie madoff.
too much of a paper trail. stick with weapons and stealth burglary</p>
<p>When you say “Freud”, is that just an ordinary typo or did you mean the new crime of taking control over someone’s mind with psychology to convince people to give you money?</p>
<p>sims <33333333</p>
<p>Culinary Institute of America offers a course in stealing the best pots and pans out of a woman’s pantry.</p>
<p>Duke has a 5-year BSCA/MSCA program (BS/MS in the Criminal Arts). </p>
<p>You pick a concentration by the end of year 3 either in Burglary, Mafia Communications, Hacking, or Weaponry.</p>
<p>Rumor has it that you can double major in Mafia Communications and Hacking and Coach K comes into the hacking class, and he teaches you how to get away with “hacking people” without getting a foul called on you or getting arrested whichever comes first.</p>
<p>ZiNG!!!</p>
<p>and then I just chundered EVERYWHERE!</p>
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<p>Actually, a second year prereq is to learn HWS (Hacking Without Suspicion) techiniques and if they so choose a concentration in Hacking, their MS work is based strongly on developing a new HWS technique.</p>
<p>Where do you live, dear friend? Because if it’s not in a hooked area (upper class income area, etc.) then you might not stand that much of a realistic chance. :(</p>
<p>Actually most of the prisons in this country offer at least a couple of good courses… You can get some transfer credit anyway.</p>
<p>Wow, a funny ■■■■■. :P</p>
<p>Have you looked into the Underwater Academy of Completely Unsuspicious Activity? Admission by recommendation only, or auto-admit if you can sneak in and steal their jewels. Only for the most talented.</p>