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<p>I think your GPA and lack of a perfect score on W will seriously impede your chances unless you happen to get lucky.</p>
<p>Ask yourself: How easily can you get in?</p>
<p>this is quite humorous</p>
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<p>ROFL! I think that was the most I’ve ever laughed from a CC post.</p>
<p>JTeH, what an interesting piece of advice! Are asian campus typically rigorous? what meal plans are offered? What’s the room size like? Any shot at research and experimenting as an undergrad?</p>
<p>Have you… considered an international campus? You have so many great options available to you with those stats - Gee, no matter how much I practice, I can’t get anywhere near you 
But if you apply outside of the US, you need to take the TOEFL - Test of your Estimated Fertility Level. It is quite easy to get over 100 though, given your excellent CR score.</p>
<p>If you don’t like ‘em, there is always transfer tho’! :)</p>
<p>you could also try attending two at a time. Just make sure you are secretive and don’t let the other find!</p>
<p>Have you tired ed’ing?
ed=early death</p>
<p>Are you a URM (Understand and Relaxing Mater)? This would drastically increase your chances at reach schools. Also try to apply for some small campus universities, they might have the small and cuddily “classrooms” you are looking for.</p>
<p>I’m starting to think people are using innuendos to insult my hopelessness?</p>
<p>m bumpin this thread!</p>
<p>Also guys will my subject tests scores hurt my chances, they are:
D&D (dungeons and dragons): 800
Star Trek: 800
Action Figures: 790 (ouch!!! Rusty on Dragonball Z)</p>
<p>According to my calculations, this is a satire on chance threads?</p>
<p>Where does your school ranked in USNWR’s most bada$$ schools?</p>
<p>Have you done any EC’s? (Extra chicks - or other c word)</p>
<p>You should consider Pamela Anderson if you like the ‘archaic’ feel to a campus. It used to be ranked near the very top but now I hear it will take just about anyone in. I personally would be very excited to walk down the same halls so many other great people have walked in.</p>
<p>^ lol nice.</p>
<p>“Approximately twice as funny as Dane Cook”? That’s not saying much.</p>
<p>Haha I thought you were serious for a second when I started reading this.
Good stuff.</p>
<p>I think you need to consider the various statistics put out by the campuses themselves to help you determine where to apply.</p>
<p>Use a formula, such as girlfriend chances computation =
(<em>Ratio of Female Students/Ratio of Male Students -.50) +
(</em>Party School Coefficient equal to ((100 - your school’s party school ranking)/100)-.50)
all multiplied by ((Womanizing ratio/100) - (Schools religious affiliation ranking score on a scale of 1% to 100%))
add in a .10 bonus if the school is within 5 miles of a warm beach or lake most of the school year
and then add in the constants ((your economic dating ratio + humorous ability ratio)/2) </p>
<p>Try to pick schools with the coed dorm option and avoid the schools that require full-time chaperones at the school dances. Any school that doesn’t have an active fraternity network for recruiting should be avoided. Public schools in southern California located close to the Playboy mansion or with an active celebrity network visiting the school automatically get an extra .30 bonus. Subtract points for any school in the northeast that expects you to study (-.40 for all the Ivies, plus MIT, Amherst, and Williams).</p>
<p>^COED DORMS??? Oh my…
did not know op was looking into girls into both options…</p>
<p>Wow calcruzer I figured girls used a holistic view of admissions, if they do indeed use that very algorithm I may be screwed (literally).
I’ve looked into Pamela Anderson, but I’m looking for a campus with a lower staph to student ratio…</p>