<p>Yes, you have great stats. Yes, your gpa is very high. However, when you are being looked at by these holistic places, you are just one of many. In order to really “get in,” you have to show them something that they like and think will add to you as a person. I would suggest you take the ACT (Ass Cramming Tendencies) to narrow your list a bit.</p>
<p>The ACT? I thought that was only for crazy pig farming children born in the midwest? I thought you only took that test when you wanted to marry forest woman from Wisconsin or prairie girls from Kansas? Are these bad stereotypes?</p>
<p>Are you applying for financial aid?
Whats your income?</p>
<p>Are you looking for need-blind admission?</p>
<p>Archxr, I’m pretty desperate, I’m willing to pay my way. Can I bank on my 7 digit income?</p>
<p>Bump Bump Bump</p>
<p>This thread should be stickied.</p>
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<p>no .</p>
<p>Are you going for Hannah Montana for the prestige or because you’re really passionate about her? It’s going to show on your application. Just remember to make your focused ECs shine through over your Social Ability and Traits. Also, I heard CB is putting less weight into the SATs these days, so don’t rely on your 2400 too much, although Megan Fox LOVES 2400s so you should be fine there. And can Ellen really be considered a safety? My friend applied there a few years ago and got rejected. I think it was because he was a guy or something, I’m not sure… </p>
<p>Honestly, it’s a crapshoot for everybody. But yeah, I think you have a fair chance. Good Luck</p>
<p>“staph to student ratio”</p>
<p>i’m sorry, but this one got me. dimitri, you win CCer of the Year award.</p>
<p>Better add that distinction to your resume, i think you might need it if you want a chance at Hannah Montana</p>
<p>powerbomb, that’s some true incite. Ellen has cracked down on admissions lately.
itsasmallworld, I just kept plugging away until I got your approval.
What’s the deal with prestige? Do I really want to be admitted to somewhere with Ivy on the walls?</p>
<p>I’d love to take a “prep-course” for the SAT (Sexual Aptitude Test) and take lots of “practice” tests in realistic conditions. Will this improve my chances?</p>
<p>If you haven’t noticed Arachnotron, I’m not an expert in these things and need help more than you. I’ve heard of kids taking the SAT more than once, but prep classes can only be purchased through genuine relationships at your high school. So your chances seem dead in the water realistically…</p>
<p>Sorry DimitriMArtin,</p>
<p>“JTeH, what an interesting piece of advice! Are asian campus typically rigorous? what meal plans are offered? What’s the room size like? Any shot at research and experimenting as an undergrad?”</p>
<p>Asian campuses can vary in rigorousness. Some may want you to enter them even if you did not have any credentials, while for others, you may have to apply with extreme enthusiasm in order to gain acceptance. But because of the vast numbers of Asian campuses worldwide, you would probably be able to get in to a few if applied to most of them. Doing so however, may be extremely costly. Think carefully.</p>
<p>Some Asian campuses force their residents to consume the food that they believe is appropriate while others can be open to new foods that you may want to introduce into their systems.</p>
<p>Research and experimentation is definitely possible in the more well-known campuses, and most of these are located in China and Japan. You should look into them. However, because of the strict cultural bonds that they hold to their respective nations, new and revolutionary ideas (to them, at least) may be turned down indefinitely. </p>
<p>I wish you luck in your applications.</p>
<p>JTeH, you sound well-researched and experienced in the Oriental Theater. I think I may just focus on North American campuses, if foreign ones are so unpredictable. I guess I’ll move Lucy Liu off my low matches, and tila tequila moves up to my last resort safety…</p>
<p>woah good thing I found cc. But its depressing to find applicants who are good enough to get a full ride from A. Jolie. Dimitri, wow my stats pale in comparison to yours I think. Can you guys chance me too?</p>
<p>STATS</p>
<p>-Asian male. 6’ feet
-155 lbs, but with incredibly sexy abs. I named them Hot Chocolate after I got them tanned.
-Glasses (gucci frame, but blind as a bat without them). Piercing with a 1karat real dia stud on left ear.
-Girls [dated and homerun’d] Per A-year: 36.4 (but GPA inflation is rampant here cus all the girls’ role model here is paris hilton)
-Good fashion sense. I never wear something more than once.
-Probably handsomer than DimitriMArtin
-Have had couple teachers hit on me. I flirted with all of them except my chem teacher because it was a he. Got glowing recs from the teachers that I did.
-I sing better than William Hung and rap better than Shaq
- I also dance better than the guy on youtube who has no bones and dances like an octopus.<br>
-I am very funny. I taught Stephen Colbert comedy. - Voted most hottest male in school. Probably the most popular in school, but our school doesn’t rank. =(
- Sex Availability Test: 2400. (Single setting. Took it only once. I am always available for some action)</p>
<p>Passion:
I have been digging girls for the last 10 years. Or since whenever my hormones kicked in.</p>
<p>Hook: I can last longer than anyone when I am action. It takes me 24 hours to climax.</p>
<p>Although I am more qualified stats wise than anyone here, I think my lack of extracurriculars won’t get me laid by celebrities. I am applying to get in the pants of everyone DimitriMArtin mentioned and Britney Spears. My safety is Sarah Palin, but I don’t want to get into hers b/c I am an Obama-supporter. + she has a lot of wrinkles!!</p>
<p>Please chance me. I am going to go do some crunches so that my hot chocolate stays in perfect shape</p>
<p>edit// I sent a supp video of a slideshow of my Hot Chocolate in action to everywhere I have applied to. Do you guys think this would help me? Also I want to get into and attend couple of them at once every semester. I looked into and I heard some of them allow dual enrollment. If that is fine, do you think I can do them all at once in preferably the same campus?</p>
<p>Chance me, I’ve got a GPA of 10 inches and won’t bore you with details.</p>
<p>Chunk from the Goonies</p>
<p>this made my day too hahaha</p>
<p>GPAx213 I immediately noticed you were fabricating your stats and your chances were dead after I read Asian. Plus 6 foot, weighing 155 lbs is the least attractive physique I’ve heard of; girls would only use you as toilet paper with that build and that must be where you get that GPA from. Everyone knew that you were a terrible liar when you said probably more attractive than DimitriMartin, cuz I didn’t only win uberest bod in my high school but also took nationals in best mustache. Also your humor is inferior to mine because I taught Jon Stewart how to teach Stephen Colbert and that guy from the Office. Having your home-school teachers (mom and dad) flirt with you is unimpressive and disgusting, even illegal. Your ED is nothing to brag about (24 hours to climax) considering I climax my clients 24 times an hour. Your school doesn’t rank cuz your home schooled and would loose to your teacher (mom). Plus your homosexuality 10 years ago (“I have been digging girls for the last 10 years”) will turn off most places you apply.
Chances
Your home school teachers- Match
Obama’s Cabinet Members- Safety
Your own “hot chocolate”- high reach/unachievable</p>
<p>On the other hand Stellar099, your chances are impeccably guaranteed. Most campuses like when you’re straight to the point and don’t bore them with EC’s and Awards.</p>
<p>you might try resurrecting helen keller.</p>