Chance Me For A Girlfriend, Please!

Chance Me / Match Me
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<p>This thread is hilarious: Now I’m hijacking it with my own chances.</p>

<p>6’0, 185 lb Asian male. Yeah, a major downside, but whatever. This is a joke anyways.</p>

<p>Class Rank: top 5%.</p>

<p>GPA: 8.7 on scale of 10. Rather low because of poor perfomance in Physical Relations C. It’s quite harder than B because it’s Calculus-based…wait, wrong class.</p>

<p>Sexual Aptitude Test: 780 M(Mating), 760 CR(Creating Relationships), 740 W (Women-General Information)</p>

<p>ACT: 35: 33 Reading, 35 Math, 35 Writing, 36 Science (Real scores-yeah, I’m a nerd)</p>

<p>SAT II. My choice of tests might drag me down: </p>

<p>Videogame Studies Level IIC: 800, but that’s pretty easy because of the curve</p>

<p>Pokemon (M): 750. Better take M than E. I missed a question on the optimal usage of the Skarmbliss combo on Netbattle. I put: covering a sweeper teamset. Yeah, should have got more sleep.</p>

<p>Dungeons and Dragons: 790. I missed a question on…which stat defines the Fortitude Saving Throw. I put…Dexterity. Man, I really should have got more sleep.</p>

<p>Choices:</p>

<p>Maria Sharapova: high reach
Megan Fox Bacc/M.D.P Program(Master of Doing People): college is a match, but program is a high reach
Brooke Shields: match-reach
Keira Knightley: match-reach
Britney Spears: safety-match
Eliot Sptizer’s call girl: safety
John McCain’s mom: uber-super-safety. Wouldn’t go here if you paid me.</p>

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<p>Do you really want to attend the same campuses as your parents and siblings?</p>

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<p>i strongly believe that if u apply ED no body will accept you…get it?!</p>

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<p>To tie this back into collegeconfidential a bit, you could also apply for a girlfriend (or not apply) at a university campus/city based upon the school’s motto/location’s slogan:</p>

<p>UNLV–What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (also known as Sin City, USA)
Brown–What can Brown do for you?–(yes, I know it’s actually Fed Ex’s motto)
NYU/Columbia–Take a bite out of the Big Apple
UCLA/USC (Los Angeles)–City of Angels
Boston University and Boston College (Boston)–Puritan City
University of Pennsylvania (Philadelphia)–City of Brotherly Love (Is this good or bad?–probably bad if looking for a girlfriend)
US Naval Academy (Annapolis, Maryland)–Crabtown (definitely want to avoid one with lots of crabs)
John Hopkins (Baltimore, MD)–Charm City
University of Pittsburgh (Pittsburgh)–Steel City (sounds like a lot of competition to me)
UCSD (San Diego)–America’s Finest City (how fine are they?)
University of Denver–The Mile-High City
San Francisco State–City of Free Love/City by the Bay/California Dreaming
San Jose State (San Jose)–The Golden Triangle (menage-a-trois?)
University of Washington (Seattle)–Emerald City
Salem State College (Salem, Massachusetts)–City of Witches
Trinity College/(Rome, Italy extension campus)–The Eternal City
University of Nevada (Reno, NV)–The Biggest Little City in the World
Folsom Lake College (Placerville, CA)–Hangtown (good for the ladies?)</p>

<p>and my two top suggestions for you:</p>

<p>University of Virginia–Virginia is for lovers; and
Tulane (New Orleans)–The Big Easy</p>

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<p>Hahaha guys I did it, I got over 100 posts. I will be declining all CC member of the year awards though. Mtr12, solid copycat post, I chuckled. More importantly I got my commonapp finished so I can continue my pursuit of females. Are my chances with women going to be devastated by my lack of leadership positions(pun?)?</p>

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<p>Calcruzer, I believe that applying AFTER Feb 14 will generally save a ton of money at many campuses.</p>

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<p>*** is ED?!?!?!</p>

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<p>This is hilarious.</p>

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<p>I am frankly becoming frustrated because I took much of this advice and still have seen no acceptances. Please over some genuine advice for this hopeful ladies’ man?</p>

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<p>Hahaha. </p>

<p>Are you going to do campus visits and interviews? I heard those help.</p>

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<p>Oh sorry, I meant girl visits. What about overnight visits?</p>

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<p>They allow overnight visits at some campuses? I would be ecstatic with just having the chance to try out a campus once</p>

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HAHAHAHHHhahahah excellent</p>

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<p>Llololololololol</p>

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<p>Well seeing how you are only funnier than Dane Cook you must not be very funny. And, you need to be funny to get a girlfriend so I don’t like your chances.</p>

<p>Sorry, maybe a boyfriend though?</p>

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<p>How are your recommendations? Make sure you at least 2 recommendations or no one will trust your scores and GPA. In addition i would recommend maybe apply undecided or apply in anatomy, i hear most of these schools have very hands on anatomy programs these days. In addition i would recommend trying out whenever possible, i know when people tryout on campus versus at local auditions they are more likely to get the spot. Always go to the campus whenever possible even if it is for a tour revealing something you haven’t seen before on campus</p>

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<p>if you think megan fox is a match, you’re out of your mind!</p>

<p>just saying.</p>

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<p>I would also recommend to finger your way around campus whenever possible instead of being led on by someone else.</p>

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<p>LOLLLLLL hahahaha dude…you’re the man</p>

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<p>yeah just be sure to do a self guided tour of the campus whenever possible so u can finger around the campus, I most enjoyed being able to hang around the quad in campus because that is where u figure out the personality of the campus, but be sure with those recommendations, they are extremely important, and lastly make sure the program is as hands on as possible. Just decided if you want either small or large clASSes. Because i know i need my class to be a certain size because too small of a clASS is a waste of time. There has got to be a certain size for the clASS.</p>