Chance me please.

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<p>Reach: Bob Jones University
Match: Pensacola Christian College
Safety: Harvard, MIT</p>

<p>SATs: 1400/2400
GPA: 4.0
School type: All boys Christian private school.
Advanced Classes taken:
Bible Studies 4
Language of Jesus
Gospel Studies 4
Creation: Day 6</p>

<p>ECs:
Assistant preacher at local orthodox fundamentalist church.
Research with world-class professor on Creation holy-chemistry, submitted to Intel STS.</p>

<p>Intended Major: Biochemistry</p>

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<p>I’ve always had a CC crush on you.</p>

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<p>^
Well, I’ve always had a CC crush on you!</p>

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<p>I like you too :D</p>

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<p>excuse my noobiness, but *** is a CC crush? I assume it’s similar to a normal irl crush, only more intense sexually?</p>

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<p>no.</p>

<p>go. away.</p>

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<p>Not to steal your thread or anything, but I think I have a better shot. </p>

<p>I’m applying to BJU and PCC as well, but my safeties (Yale and Columbia) are far more realistic. I got a 1620 on the SAT: does that mean I got extracredit? And my GPA is 3.666. I also disproved Darwinian Evolution because I took a picture of my grandparents and compared them to pictures of monkeys. They aren’t monkeys. Oh yeah and I disproved Atheism because to know that GOD doesn’t exist you have to know everything and they don’t know everything THEREFORE GOD EXISTS. </p>

<p>So yeah, I’m kinda hoping they’ll accept me.</p>

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<p>But anyways, You need AT LEAST Bible Studies 18 and Brainwashed 32312313123123123123412412412312414 to get into either of the Christian schools, so sorry, No Heaven for you</p>

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<p>nobody is gonna tell me what a CC crush is? :(</p>

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<p>^ A crush you have on someone who is on CC xD</p>

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<p>^ ugh, I thought it’d be more interesting than that. Could’ve had some cryptic meaning only CC’ers are privy to or sumthin’</p>

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<p>

haaaahaha
why would it be…?</p>

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<p>^distance only amplifies</p>

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<p>And nerdiness amplifies further.</p>

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<p>@OP
0% Chance
You want to major in biochemistry?
The devil wants you to think that biochemistry is the study of chemical processes in living organisms. he wants you to believe that biochemistry governs all living organisms and living processes. Any non satanic entity knows that god is the boss. have fun in hell! DEVILLLLLL!!!</p>