<p>I am assuming issac won’t mind and wondering if he has one. lol. </p>
<p>LETTER FROM A SARDAR’S LOVING MOTHER TO THE SARDAR: </p>
<p>Pyaarey puttar,
Vahe Guru!
Beta (son), I’m writing this letter slow, because I know you cannot read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles away. </p>
<p>I won’t be able to send the new address as the last Sardar who lived here took the house numbers with him for his new house so that he wouldn’t have to change his address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the commode. I’ m not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven’t seen them since. </p>
<p>The weather here isn’t too bad. It rained only twice last week.
The first time it rained for 3 days and the second time for 4 days. </p>
<p>The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said that it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so I cut them off and put them in the pocket instead. </p>
<p>Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery. By the way I took my bahu (your wife, Dhanno) to our club’s pool for swimming. The manager is very badmaash. He told her that a two-piece swimming suit was not allowed
in the club. She did not swim that day. She was confused as to which piece should she remove?! </p>
<p>Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don’t know whether you are an Aunt or an Uncle. </p>
<p>Your uncle, Satinder fell in a nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him
and he burned for three days Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more.
He died in the process of digging a grave for his father; trying to fulfill his Admiral father’s last wishes to be buried at sea. </p>
<p>There isn’t much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened. Love, </p>
<p>Your mom </p>
<p>P.S.: I was going to send you some money, but the envelope was already sealed!</p>