<p>damn all my recs are typed so I can’t blame their handwriting…</p>
<p>Hmmm, I can blame :
<p>Damn I could go on forever.</p>
<p>Ahhh yes I understand perfectly well now. What if your admissions officer just turned celibate and was extremely “frustrated”?</p>
<p>Yeah, why’d someone reject someone for an erection?</p>
<p>4.) The adcom doesn’t like the word puppet.
6.) The adcom doesn’t like black hair.
7.) The adcoms are secretly computers.
8.) Freida Pinto’s application was in the pile above mine.</p>
<p>At Bilgy: LOLWUT?</p>
<p>tetris: That too!</p>
<p>Also - Quasi - the vunderful friend is back :p</p>
<p>Hahahaha… Ah… Brilliant, brilliant applicant… Hmmm, essays, check… ECs… Wow! 800 CR! 800 Writing… Well… In… although… wait a minute… NO UNDERWATER BASKETWEAVING!!! … AND NO CLAM FARTS!!! … Such a disgrace… REJECTED!</p>
<p>Then he’d fantasize about Qasi’s sexy toes and immediately accept her!</p>
<p>^LAWL GB. You forgot no windchime club. ;)</p>
<p>tetris - lucky you! :p</p>
<p>AND LMFAOOOOOOOOO Bilgy. DAMN that was a good comeback.</p>
<p>I wonder if they are going to appreciate the Legally Blonde video I send.</p>
<p>Since when is Freida Pinto applying?</p>
<p>Anyway…
<p>Of course, I wonder how we can justify it after 10 rejections as “the adcoms just didn’t feel like it”</p>
<p>LOL @ clamfarts, that thread was hilarious.</p>
<p>hahahah this is brilliant. There is NO WAY us, the applicants, will be to blame ourselves for rejection. There are just FAR TOO MANY factors in this that are out of our hands. Like the sex-deprived computerized adcoms XD LIRL</p>
<p>I wonder though - what if you were like rejected for reasons like: well, we want a boy from that country this year. Or erhmmm… yeah… I don’t really feel like walking over to the "admitted’’ pile… That is so frustrating! And you’d never know!</p>
<p>She isn’t. I was just saying. You can substitute her with Judi Dench, JK Rowling, Albert Einstein, whoever you want.</p>
<p>Yeah, the feel like it is not right. We need more plausible ones. Such as the clam farts one.</p>
<p>11) What is this??!?! Who uses CALIBRI font instead of freakin TIMES NEW ROMAN??? REJECTED!</p>
<p>Clam fart is the best thing I’ve ever read on CC :D</p>
<p>^Of course. Sex-deprived adcoms are far more likely than my application having a flaw.</p>
<p>EXACTLY, nelnel! God, we should start a thread about this. I’m going to. Hang on a sec.</p>
<p>Quasi, get on MSN!</p>
<p>Well, speculating and blaming it on one thing is always better than face the truth, in my case, adcoms from all the colleges holding a conference call and bursting out in collective laughter as they all grab their huge stamps with REJECTED and burn my application.</p>