<p>My mother had an affair with Lenny the gardener, they read each other Baudelaire, but then Daddy found out, and they got divorced; she got the house, he got the Rolls and a fourth wife.</p>
<p>Haahahahahaha GB, thou hast arrived! I <3 you.</p>
<p>Did you know that Sarkar hates tetrapak for some unknown reason. Also, I might have accidently spit on her.</p>
<p>I love you too.</p>
<p>You accidentally spit on Sarkar?! Telllllll.</p>
<p>GB, :D.</p>
<p>Who is Sarkar?</p>
<p>Our vice-principal!</p>
<p>I was in corridor outside atmodaya with a very bad cough. So I spat like a bihari outside and Sarkar was standing just below talking to Francis. I think it hit Sarkar coz I heard a loud AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH. I ran into the hall and pretended that I was in there the whole time. This was during some fest a few years back.</p>
<p>Maids from Indo come here all the time, elope with Malay guys and become citizens, getting more rights than we do because they’re Muslim.</p>
<p>Pis sifying, I tell ya.</p>
<p>Hahahahahahahahahhhahahahaha if that’s true you’re my hero. ROFLROFLROFL.</p>
<p>Edit: LOL gappy. You need to drink something cold and watch Gossip Girl.</p>
<p>It could also be that I missed her and hit Francis or missed them both by a small margin…i really don’t know…but i’ve always maintained that I hit Sarkar coz Francis is really cool guy. I don’t like to spread **** about him.</p>
<p>I wish everywhere was Secular.</p>
<p>I hope you hit Sarkar. That’s just ten times more priceless (not that I have anything against her, I love her, but stilllllllllll it’s HILARIOUS.)</p>
<p>Gossip Girl is addictive, ya :p</p>
<p>The weirdest ****e happens with me. You don’t know the half of it.</p>
<p>It is, na, tetris?</p>
<p>Hahaha like what?</p>
<p>GG is awesome.</p>
<p>Cheese, I’m enjoying the stories, even if I dont know the ppl, keep it coming.</p>
<p>If I listen to Ring My Bells one more time I’m gonna need a diaper.</p>
<p>Edit: Agreed with gappy!</p>
<p>I’d rather not say it in a public forum. Half of it is probably banned in Kentucky and Idaho :). Lets just say that awkward situations attract me.</p>
<p>When I was in class 10, a mad naked man chased down Park Street coz my cell phone rang near him and he got startled.</p>
<p>You are interesting.</p>