<p>One day I was returning from KJ with food and this mad half-naked guy muttered at me and lifted his foot to kick at me and I ran away and he ran after muttering still. At least the dog lying around there didn’t give chase too.</p>
<p>Still don’t know what about me irritated the mad dude.</p>
<p>Another time, my Mom caught me buying a pregnancy test coz I wanted to see what happens if I use it. She was SO angry, she thought I had made this girl pregnant and ****.</p>
<p>Hahahahahahahahahhaahhaha.</p>
<p>I still don’t know what a pregnancy test looks like, even though one of my best friends called me with a pregnancy scare some weeks ago and informed me that the p*nis is a “confusing thing.”</p>
<p>HAHAHAHA</p>
<p>My younger brother saw American Pie with all the nudity a few days back and said that he finally knows what size of b00bs he likes. Weirdness runs in my family!</p>
<p>I LOVE your family. Seriously. It’s very entertaining.</p>
<p>I shall go to bed now. Stupid EVE. 
Bye people.</p>
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<p>My 1100th post. Aint I a model senior member ;).</p>
<p>^You’re beating me!</p>
<p>I have no weird stories, except that a friend had sex when she was 14 and another got a pregnancy scare at 17. Normal in American terms but not at all in Msian society.</p>
<p>Yeah, I know how conservative malay society is. Its like you are desis with an amazing sense of style.</p>
<p>Seriously, I am yet to see ANY LOCAL in KL to be dressed unfashionably. Its like the whole race is genetically designed to wear awesome clothes!</p>
<p>Haha its KL. Foreigners abound, along with expensive designer clothes.</p>
<p>Man, that spit story had me ROFLing so hard! Reminded me of a guy in our school who accidentally kicked a teacher.</p>
<p>^Haha. What?</p>
<p>Down with EVE!</p>
<p>Yeah, once, a couple of guys were having a fight I think outside a class, and one of them swung out with a huge kick…the other guy moved out of the way, and at that exact same moment a teacher came out of the class and into the way and got kicked in the thigh!</p>
<p>LOL. Your teacher stories are hilarious.</p>
<p>Our teacher used to throw dustboard and chalk at people who scored low on their exams (like 0, yeah we had a lot of those). It was pretty hilarious. </p>
<p>My other teacher had 4 miscarriages and consequently lost it during one class, she screamed and screamed and screamed and then went to her desk and it looked like she was crying.</p>
<p>My friend’s teacher lectured another class about the girls’ toilet being full of menstruation pads and blood everywhere.</p>
<p>We laughed like hell at the last one.</p>
<p>I always wished that my school would sort of mix up the girl’s section with the boy’s section. It would make for a lot of cool adventures…</p>
<p>OH MY GOD gappy that stuff is insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane! GOSH. Especially the second one.</p>
<p>The third one is hilaaaarious.</p>
<p>And yeah cheese, we all used to wish that. Haha. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT’S ALL OVER!!!</p>
<p>All good things come to an end
Misery however lasts a lifetime.</p>
<p>I still haven’t started EVE. ■■■.</p>
<p>I’m sure you can make something up :).</p>
<p>I’ve still got a bit to finish.</p>
<p>I’m seeing the Filmfare awards. How lame am I?</p>
<p>So lame that…er…lamer than Dr Phil. :p</p>
<p>LMAO! </p>
<p>I have just realized that I am vain. Will this be my downfall?</p>