<p>Old thread on this topic-- with classic lines
<a href=“Kids Say the Darndest Things - #106 by srw - Parent Cafe - College Confidential Forums”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/parent-cafe/519185-kids-say-the-darndest-things-p8.html</a></p>
<p>A sports story from pee-wee soccer. Coach was losing patience with the team’s star player who was following the ball instead of the play. S was standing next to coach, watching everything and wanting soooo very badly to be playing. After the kid on the field gets out of position for about the fifth time in three minutes, Coach screams, “Come on, Derek, play your position!” S tugs at the coach’s sleeve and promises, “Don’t worry, Coach. If you let me in, I’ll play his position!” </p>
<p>My oldest was very sick and we were rubbing a cold towel on her. She was 2. She wailed, “I’m sick … and I’m farting!”</p>
<p>My youngest walked up to me at a young age, pointed at her nose and said, “Dere’s sometin’ in dere.”</p>