<p>Are coffee makers allowed at Carnegie Mellon?</p>
<p>I heard they take you out behind Skibo and have you shot if you’re in possession of one.</p>
<p>… yes, they’re allowed. We have 2 in my apartment alone :)</p>
<p>I’m sure this post is a joke. CMU is the school that never sleeps. How do you think people live here?!</p>
<p>:P</p>