<p>Tracy Jordan doesn’t do safety schools!</p>
<p>Howard University</p>
<p>African-Americans everywhere</p>
<p>Florida International University</p>
<p>Hopping party school</p>
<p>Notre Dame</p>
<p>Really smart, really religious football fans.</p>
<p>Yale</p>
<p>safetyschool.org</p>
<p>Northeast Mississippi Community College</p>
<p>School with surprisingly interesting Alum…Go Tigers!</p>
<p>Ole Miss</p>
<p>Michael Oher. nuff said. </p>
<p>Queens College</p>
<p>Sounds like a community college</p>
<p>Parsons The New School for Design</p>
<p>Sounds tacky.</p>
<p>UCLA.</p>
<p>Great academics in the wonderful Cali sun. Also, JIMMY, who made a song in response to Alexandria Wallace!</p>
<p>University of Maryland-College Park</p>
<p>Above average kids from the DMV who don’t wanna go too far from home. They also like sports.</p>
<p>Wake Forest</p>
<p>Pre med students</p>
<p>University of Washington</p>
<p>Messed that up
Has a basketball team</p>
<p>Not as good as WUSTL.</p>
<p>Washington University at St. Louis.</p>
<p>Is not in Washington</p>
<p>Vanderbilt</p>
<p>Tags a long with ivies during admissions events</p>
<p>University of Minnesota</p>
<p>Tiny soda.</p>
<p>Oxford University.</p>
<p>Hogwarts</p>
<p>UChicago</p>
<p>As one user said: “Where fun goes to die.”</p>
<p>University of Iowa</p>
<p>Lots of students surrounded by nothing but corn.</p>
<p>UWisconsin</p>