<p>I like cheese. </p>
<p>Dartmouth.</p>
<p>Conservatives</p>
<p>CalTech</p>
<p>“I’m too different to go to Harvard”</p>
<p>East Tennessee State University</p>
<p>Oops that was for Dartmouth. Caltech: California’s MIT</p>
<p>Vanderbilt wannabes? </p>
<p>West Point</p>
<p>Military </p>
<p>Cal poly-SLO</p>
<p>Smart, friendly, laid-back people.</p>
<p>Julliard</p>
<p>People that live and breathe music. Also future starving artists. </p>
<p>Oregon State</p>
<p>Have buck teeth</p>
<p>Oxford</p>
<p>Get high off berries.</p>
<p>University of Minnesota.</p>
<p>People who hate UOregon.</p>
<p>UWashington- Seattle</p>
<p>Wet ppl</p>
<p>University of Michigan</p>
<p>Michigan’s smart kids who couldn’t get into Ivies. </p>
<p>GWU.</p>
<p>Students wear huge sunglasses</p>
<p>Cal poly-ponoma</p>
<p>SLO rejects</p>
<p>Princeton</p>
<p>Where all the princes go.
Lol, Cinderella story. </p>
<p>Rice</p>
<p>Asians </p>
<p>Stanford</p>
<p>Overrated as hell.</p>
<p>Cambridge</p>
<p>That one good university in Britain. No wait, I think that’s Oxford. No I guess Oxford is part of Cambridge.</p>
<p>Texas A&M</p>
<p>Yee-haw! </p>
<p>Michigan</p>