<p>These are the only good ones I found so far. </p>
<p>College Confidential = cool fad: intelligence
College Admissions = lesson: disclaim ego
What Are My Chances? = watch: many reaches
High School Life = echo of high ills
Common Application = optical pain common
Scholastic Aptitude Test = tip out hated classic test
National Merit = intolerant aim
Harvard College = all overcharged
Harvard University = A visit: very hard. Run!
Brown University = virtue in wry snob
Yale University = unreal, yet is Ivy
Stanford = sad front
Reed College = cello degree
Georgia Tech = cog heritage</p>
<p>College Confidential = accident: life gone (lol)
Community college = golly, nice commute
State university = I test any virtues
Princeton University = interns run to epic Ivy
Smith College = logic helmets</p>
<p>Advanced Placement = cavemen can’t paddle
AP Calculus AB = call up abacus
AP Chemistry = pithy scream
AP US History = I spy authors
AP Computer Science = copacetic supermen
AP World History = oh, tipsy warlord</p>
<p>Senioritis = its ironies!
The liberal arts = ballsier threat
Trade school = taco holders = hatred’s cool
Rate my schedule = cruelty heads me = rude, scaly theme = “Lame,” they cursed.</p>
University = verity in us
Bachelor of arts = cheats for labor
Religious studies = I suit edgier souls
Engineering school = negligence is honor
Harvard University = nary a third survive
Stanford University = various nifty trends = vanity fits our nerds