Have you seen the new movie “Constipation?”
It never came out 
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Thanks for starting this thread! I look forward to adding new jokes to my
Dad-a-base.
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What do you call a row of bunnies hopping backwards?
A receding hairline!
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What do you get when you cross
an elephant with a rhino?
Elephino!
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I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
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How do you know when a joke is actually a “Dad Joke”?
It’s apparent… 
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I made a pencil with an eraser on both ends.
It was pointless.
It was so cold out this morning, the chicken crossing the road had a capon.
I was looking on all the TV channels for the 2021 World Origami Championships, but couldn’t find it anywhere.
I should have known that it would be on paperview.
Pa dum pum. I could go on…
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Kid: Make me a sandwich!
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwich.
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Horse walk into a bar. Bartender “Why the long face?”
Dog walks into a bar with a bandaged foot. “I’m lookin’ for the man who shot my paw.”
What’s the dentist’s favorite time? 2:30
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So, a dyslexic walks into a bra…
(Not necessarily a dad joke, but one of my favorites.)
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I have had bite my tongue so many times when my kids tell me what time their dentist appointment is.
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How is my wallet like an onion? Every time I open it, I cry.
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If your house is cold, just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
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When 2 vegans get into a fight do they still call it a beef?
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In that case did the vegans just lose their tempeh??? (I’ll be here all week… badaboom)
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I send these Star Trek dad joke memes to my wife all the time. I’m sure this is her reaction on the other end.
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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Four: two in the front and two in the back.
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