This was a piss poor joke.
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My son came home and said, “I got a part in the play! I’m playing a husband that’s been married for 30 years.”
Me: “When are they going to give you a speaking part?”
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My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.
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I may have posted this earlier, but…
Three escaped convicts are attempting to sneak out of the country via the Rio Grande.
Sirens can be heard blaring behind them, becoming louder by the second.
Lo and behold, there is a lamp lying close to the river. None of them can swim well, so they are relieved. Can it be?
Convict A picks it up, rubs it, and out pops the genie.
“You each get one wish!” the genie announces.
Convict A says, “I want a Mercedes!” Poof, an E350 appears. He takes off in it, but cannot outrun the cops – it won’t cross the river. They catch him a mile away.
Convict B says, “I’ll have a BMW!” An M5 appears – even faster, though the cops still catch him eventually.
Convict C says “Ford!”
The river parts and he walks across, escaping the cops.
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