(Groan)
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Dh ROLLED at this one!
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Amazing gift! Well done, ChoatieSon!
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Your grandfather had the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
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Why do cats always get what they want?
They are so purr -suasive.
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There are two types of people in the world: Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data…
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After much discussion and soul searching, my wife and I have decided not to have any kids. Wel’ll let them know tonight at dinner. 
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New rule. I refuse to respond to comments with typos in them. If people can’t take the time to check for typos before posting, I’m not taking the time to reply.
Their typos completely urined the point they were trying to make.
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My hen can count her own eggs. She’s a mathemachicken.
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