iamontheinternationalspacestationandthereisnowheretogetabeer.
thereisnospacebar.
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Can a frog jump higher than a house? Of course, a house can’t jump.
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I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.
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I don’t get it.
“Per capita” means divided by the number of people aka population! 
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Or, to put it as a quiz:
Q: Which state has the highest population per capita?
Incorrect answer: Hmm, I’ll guess New York.
Correct answer: What a stupid question. The per capita population of all states is equal.
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From the cashier at Trader Joe’s as he was scanning my groceries:
Do you know what happens when you kill too many chickpeas?
You get charged with hummus-ide.
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