<p>BlueAlien, he hasn’t posted since the 8th.
As the father of two girls I have enjoyed this thread enormously. Portions of it remind me of one of my friends whose daughter recently went on her first date. It was to a Junior-Senior banquet at which my friend was to serve as a chaperone. When the young man picked up his daughter, my friend showed him his shotgun and demonstrated the loading noise of the pump action. My friend arrived at the banquet after his daughter and her date and was immediately pulled aside by one of the teachers and informed that every Junior and Senior boy at the banquet had heard about the shotgun.</p>