<p>O.K. you caught us. We are berurah’s kids and we’ve been posting for her since we found her this way after the ung-dly amounts of time she spent on here helping our brother get into his “dream school.” (and yes, we KNOW this is a no-no term!) 
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How about tattoos?? 
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<p>Brilliant spoof, Dorothy! Luckily, my corpse wouldn’t reach the mumification stage because my family would notice it when the clean laundry ran out.</p>
<p>Has anyone heard from Calmom lately? Maybe I will check the financial aid forum.</p>
<p>I think that would have to be kluge, right? </p>
<p>No. No ponytail on me. I get a haircut every six months whether I need it or not.</p>
<p>haha, that was really funny! </p>
<p>I wonder sometimes about the people who post all night long and on weekends. Do some people never step outside and see the sun? 
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<p>I look forward to coming in to the office on Monday and catching up with all that has occurred over the weekend. If my boss knew that I had cc open all day, he would have a fit! Oh well, my next door neighbor has his screen open to ESPN all day, the gal across the hall has CNN open all day. I am sure that since the advent of the internet, office production has decreased immensely!</p>
<p>Is the K attorney you are referencing Kluge?</p>
<p>And as far as body piercings go I can’t even wear contacts so…I don’t think so. ;)</p>
<p>BTW, I thought fs’s OP was good stuff.</p>
<p>curmudgeon-
Aren’t you growing your hair out to resemble one of your goats? Seems to me you provided this visual for us a while back…</p>
<p>btw, JHS and Asteriskea are right on.</p>
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Wrong “sense” (or should I say “scents”?) , jym. I believe my goats were mentioned in passing when we were discussing parfum, cologne, and eau d’ toilette. ;)</p>
<p>Eau de goat, 'mudge? Lovely.</p>
<p>Always knew you were an ol’ goat! :)</p>
<p>curmudgeon, be glad that you still have hair to grow.</p>
<p>Cgm posting from hell, since I have been told that is were I will be</p>
<p>but not to worry, with global warming I am used to the weather here, I am in pretty good company- Elivs, Mozart, Eistien, GWashington, Dorothy Parker…</p>
<p>It pretty good, I can eat what I want, I know who is going to join me over here, (its not really down, but more to the right of things)</p>
<p>Anna Nicole and I are having quite the conversation, sadly, and I know who the daddy is!!!</p>
<p>Of to make s’mores and shishkabobs</p>
<p>CGM</p>
<p>oh yeah, did you know that I can make special requests on where people end up!!! yeah, so be nice to me</p>
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Any self-respecting frequenter of Sinners Alley knows that this is the work of our marmots. We feed them so well in reward for their achievements getting our kids into schools, snagging workable finaid packages and prodding our slackers into finishing out sr. year without having their admissions rescinded… that they become very attached. Naturally, they’d stand by any of us who might have suffered an unfortunate - ahem - incident.</p>
<p><em>another compulsive poster heard from</em></p>
<p>CGM - ROFL!!! in a word :D</p>
<p>Who said you were in hell, cgm! Did I miss something? I don’t think of you as being in heaven or hell, since you don’t believe in either: I do think of you as looking out for others for all eternity though. :)</p>
<p>btw it was a freak accident, we were having a wild party, and I went to take a little nap…, resting my head on my laptop…suddenly a black ops helicoptor hovered over the house, causing everything to shake and rattle, my picture of Steven Colbert fell on my head…and the only one who could do CPR was off saving the wild squirrels of LA and alas, I didn’t make it</p>
<p>SO they propped me up, and went off to get burittos</p>
<p>DPX’s magnum opus! Legitimately chuckle-worthy. Still trying to figure out who the lawyer with the pony-tail is, though…;)</p>
<p>well, maybe it isn’t hell…they do play disco all the time</p>
<p>and there are rerun of threes company on 24-7, and pro wrestling</p>
<p>and mullets, mullets are EVERYWHERE…</p>
<p>cgm-
does it smell like 'mudges goats too?</p>
<p>ROTFL - Such hilarious, talented writing. I sooooooooo plagiarized and stole the original post. I have been waiting for 16 hours for a document - from someone in another country where today is NOT a holiday - they have kings and queens actually not presidents - on what should be a PLAY DAY for me. I was up working on my portion until midnight, then up at 3:00 a.m. to check email for the piece owed to me, then up a 5:00 a.m, and basically have been waiting all day. Feeling a bit like a mummy waiting and waiting. </p>
<p>So I grabbed the text, replaced key words with words appropriate to my mission, dumped it in an email, admired <strong><em>my</em></strong> work one last time, and oh clicking that SEND button never felt so right.</p>
<p>It’s either going to provoke the correct results fast, or, totally wreck the business relationship. At this point I don’t care which way it goes, long as mummyism ends.</p>