<p>My friend who goes to college in Philly is an avid eater. So am I. My mother recently got her a HUGE fruit cake that she asked me to send to the friend in Philly, but I kind of want to keep the cake for myself. Would I be a bad friend if I accidentally “sent the cake to the wrong place?”</p>
<p>It really depends whether or not your friend is obese, and also how good the cake is.</p>
<p>just send another cheap, bad one and keep the good one for yourself :)</p>
<p>BAHAHAHAHAH have your cake, and eat it too.</p>
<p>Wait a second… so the cake isn’t a lie?!</p>
<p><em>head 'splodes</em></p>