<p>College acceptance potential?
Its a highly curious phenomenon.
There are novel theories about the application of ranch dressing to the forearm resulting in a 40% decrease in college acceptance chances.</p>
<p>haha, its a good thing ive never had it.</p>
<p>i eat ranch dressing with my ranch dressing.</p>
<p>I eat ranch dressing with pizza. Or wait…do you mean <em>ranch dressing</em> in another sense…??</p>