Drones! (It's a Jersey thing)

Public Hysteria: THE DRONES (many of which are helicopters and planes) ARE OUT TO GET US!

Federal Government: Hmmm. Nothing out out the ordinary seems to be happening.

Public Hysteria: BUT THE DRONES! THE IRANIAN MOTHERSHIP! THE DANGER! YOU ARE HIDING SOMETHING FROM US!!! I KNOW FOR A FACT SOMETHING IS GOING ON!!!

Federal Government: Calm down. If it makes you feel better we’ll spend a bunch of money and divert resources to detect the drones. If nothing else, maybe it will quell the hysteria.

Public Hysteria: SEE. I TOLD YOU! IF THERE WAS NO THREAT YOU WOULDN’T BE LOOKING INTO IT! CONSPIRACY THEORIES CONFIRMED! WHAT ELSE ARE YOU LYING ABOUT!!!

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