<p>oh man</p>
<p>i laughed my ass off on sunday when peter was like</p>
<p>“put this on, I have to trick lois into thinking im going to my physical”</p>
<p>hands brian horse costume</p>
<p>“goodbye lois, I’m going to get my physical now!”</p>
<p>Stewie: “This is my house”</p>
<p>This was the one where he was playing basketball with the boys on the street.</p>
<p>Season 3… 65% finished downloading!!! yay.</p>
<p>peter: yeah ive read this sort of thing in a book once
brian: are you sure it was a book… are you sure it wasn’t NOTHING
peter: oh yeah</p>
<p>“I hear they have <em>great</em> makeup sex”
(and then of course the following scene…so disturbing)</p>
<p>oh yeah and</p>
<p>After Peter throws a thing of rice at Lois, Stewie says, “Oh yeah, that rice got you good *****!”</p>
<p>from the last episode</p>
<p>doctor: you are going to die in a month
peter and lois: WHAT?
doctor: yes you are hagar the horrible.</p>
<p>doctor: we had better take that liver out
peter: i have cancer?
doctor: no its been in he mocrowave for 3 min, it will be too dry.</p>
<p>asylum doctor: we dont like to call them that(mentally insane). we like to think of them as mentally hilarious. </p>
<p>something like that. that was so hilarious</p>