<p>I am greatly thrilled to find more about the research abstracts of other applicants.
I am very interested in sociology and welfare programs.
Please openly illuminate the primary source of your research abstract.</p>
<p>This grassroots movement approach using online subforums will have extremely positive ramifications. </p>
<p>If possible, also list your potential majors to accentuate your imminent ambition to contribute to your (I apologize for the neologism in advance) “dream college”.</p>
<p>Also, please peruse the TOS in order to post acceptable links.</p>
<p>Regards,
Jozhekryx</p>
<p>Apology accepted, graciously. </p>
<p>At the time being, I have delved remarkably thoroughly in the study of the neurological effects of extended exposure to a repertoire of music from a certain male adolescent recording artist commonly known to the population as Justin Bieber (or Bieber, Justin if you would prefer). We hypothesized that such vociferous annoyance would consequently induce retardation in the Prefrontal Cortex and irreparable affliction to the Temporal lobes and the Primary Auditory Cortex. </p>
<p>Quite apparently, we discovered a sharp decrease in the production of serotonin, prompting the deterioration of important receptors of said neurotransmitter. My associates have contacted numerous potential suitors in our intrepid pursuit of a scientific journal in which to publish the findings as so clearly stated above. In addition, the ‘Cosmopolitan Magazine’ and ‘Seventeen Magazine’ have enquired about the plausibility of the usage of such research, but we shall not be so impetuous as to submit to their ephemeral infatuation with our work without a verbose correspondence with their Editor-in-Chief. </p>
<p>Apology accepted once again, Jozhekryx! I shall employ such a neologism in the next sentence, so I suppose I must extend my most sincere apologies for such blasphemous usage! After perusing the US News College Rankings, I have determined my “dream college” to be a fine institution, known to many as Harvard University, a private ‘Ivy League’ university located in Cambridge, Massachusetts. My potential majors, in no particular order of preference, include Law, Medicine, Chemistry, Biology, and Computer Science. However, I am also considering such majors as Leisure Studies, Poetry, and American Studies.</p>
<p>Thank you for witty remark.
Indeed, Justin bieber is a very gifted musician.</p>
<p>Leisure studies seem to be a very interesting potential major. I am afraid, however, that I have never come across such a term.
Is it a valid major?</p>
<p>Also, I have greatly enjoyed your scientific inquiry concerning the gifted musician, Justin Bieber.
Your sarcasm was greatly appreciated.
So, I presume your research abstract involved Seventeen?
I am in an unrequited love with Selena G.</p>
<p>Let us not digress. So, are you planning to include your research in your Harvard optional statement?</p>