<p>Have you guys ever heard of this Facebook group? If not, then go join it right now, because it’s awesome.
<p>[■■■:</a> Greek Mythology Edition | Facebook](<a href=“Redirecting... ”>Redirecting... )</p>
<p>A few of my personal favorites: </p>
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Odysseus: First I was roped into chasing stupid Menelaus’s slut wife for a good ten years, and then I got lost at sea for another ten years because Poseidon just can’t let it go. I just want to go home. ■■■.</p>
<p>Odysseus’ crew: ■■■. ■■■. ■■■. ■■■. ■■■. ■■■. ■■■. ■■■. ■■■. ■■■. ■■■.</p>
<p>Aeneas: I ran into my dead wife in the underworld today. I tried to embrace her thrice and failed epically each time. ■■■.</p>
<p>Atlas: The weight of the world is literally on my shoulders. LITERALLY. ■■■. </p>
<p>Pandora: I got a gift from the gods! I’m not allowed to open it. ■■■.
<p>Medusa: Today, I got my head cut off. ■■■.</p>
<p>Daphne: Today, I turned into a tree. ■■■.</p>
<p>Tereus: Today, my wife served me a delicious meal. It was our son. ■■■.</p>
<p>Phaeton: Today I figured out that Helios was my father from my mom. I wanted to confirm it, so I asked if I could drive the chariots, but when I started driving, the horses rebelled, I almost destroyed the universe, and to top it off, Zeus blew me to smithereens. ■■■.</p>
<p>Orion: Today my goddess girlfriend killed me on accident, and then her stupid brother stuck me in the sky to be chased by a giant scorpion for eternity. ■■■, FMD.
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<p>There’s a lot more in the description of the group. Just posting this thread because I think this group is amazing and everyone on CC should know about it. :)</p>
<p>LOL Yeah I’m joining now.</p>
<p><em>shudders in shame</em> I appreciate the creativity, but unfortunately I can’t read that without wincing.</p>
rayna3
April 13, 2010, 5:46pm
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<p>I joined that group a while ago, it’s hilarious!</p>
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How is Phaeton still complaining?
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Welcome to myth, randomazn :D</p>
<p><em>likes this thread</em></p>
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He hasn’t even got a life!</p>