<p>Today, I thought “Taylor Series” was a person’s name. ■■■</p>
<p>Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a “foursome” last month. It turns out that some ******bag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend’s parents think we’re kinky freaks. ■■■</p>
<p>^Lol. Hahahahah… that would be funny if it were true =), minus the whole 9 year old kid at age 18, lol. Anyway…</p>
<p>Today, I tried accessing Facebook from China. Turns out they blocked it. ■■■</p>
<p>Today I woke up at five, showered and got ready for work, then I remembered I have the day off. ■■■!</p>
<p>Today, I receved a parking ticket for $150 from my husband who is a police officer and who aparently can’t remember licence plate numbers. ■■■</p>
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<p>Seriously, the block almost everything where you can exchange information.
If I remember correctly, Wikipedia and Xanga were blocked too.</p>
<p>My Harry Potter showing started 1. I went into the wrong room and waited for 20 minutes.■■■.</p>
<p>Today, my mom found a book of dirty stories I’d written in grade 10. She then told me that I wrote about things she’d never even thought about, and she’s been having sex for years. If that wasn’t bad enough, she’s taken them in to work to show people. ■■■</p>
<p>My internship boss just talked me out of quitting by inflating my ego ten fold.
■■■.</p>
<p>Today, I went on fmylife.com, all the stories bored me so I headed over to mylifeisaverage.com. MLIA</p>
<p>The college board ended it’s investigation on my possible investigation after some mix up with my APs that in the end I failed. The day after the investigation is resolved, I receive a letter from a lady at my church informing me of where I can go to get help for my alzheimers. ■■■</p>
<p>Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. ■■■</p>
<p>Five hours after watching the 12:01 showing of Harry Potter, I woke up and had oral surgery to remove all of my wisdom teeth. FM (real) L</p>
<p>Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom’s bedroom. ■■■</p>
<p>“Today I got a 1350 on my SAT. I’m Asian. ■■■.”</p>
<p>this was up for moderation
i voted yes :D</p>
<p>Today, I found out that my wife gave me head lice on purpose so I would have to cut off the ponytail that I’ve been growing since '99. ■■■</p>
<p>1350 is pretty bad for any race</p>
<p>i met the coolest guy ever in the line for splash mountain. he was even talking to my dad about the vietnam war and was the cutest nerdy guy ever. we stood in line for like 40 min together, and saw him one more time around the park and I never got his name. 
sadness
*True story</p>
<p>I love all the copypasta</p>