FMLs

<p>Today, I woke up. ■■■.</p>

<p>I tried to eat my lunch while watching Bizarre Foods on the Travel Channel. Big mistake
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<p>^^ I’m watching Bizarre Foods too!</p>

<p>I also just found a hair the Chinese takeout I ordered so my appetite went downhill before watching Andrew stuff his face.</p>

<p>Today, I tasted the rainbow. By that I mean a homeless man hit me in the face with a bag of skittles when I didn’t give him any money. ■■■.</p>

<p>^My fave ■■■ forever. Ω≈</p>

<p>^I think Millancad just found out about the symbols on his MAC.</p>

<p>^ Millancad’s a girl. o.O</p>

<p>today i realized that i’ve been moving up the date for my senior picture because i still want to play my gameboy without thinking that i’m too old for it, kind of. ■■■.</p>

<p>today i thought i misplaced my iPod. i lost it. ■■■.</p>

<p>At the free clinic where I volunteer, my boss said, “So how long have you had your shining personality?” I then began to respond in a fashion explaining how I like to smile/laugh. My boss then says, “No, I meant your braces.” Wow, epic fail.</p>

<p>Today I was playing basketball in my driveway, and I missed a shot. Being a former soccer player, I kicked the ball up with the inside of my sole. To my dismay, the ball flung straight up (way higher than intended), and broke one of my parent’s bedroom windows. I thought, “What am I going to do.” It will take 4 weeks to get a new window to exactly like the one I broke!!! :frowning: Maybe I’m not as good at soccer as I thought, after all, I never had the best aim. :D</p>

<p>I got dumped by my gf yesterday. F u c k My Life</p>

<p>hahah 1350 out of 1600? if that’s the case, then I got lower than that. I must be a failure at life. ■■■</p>

<p>Today my internet stopped working so we had to spend several hours on the phone with women in India that went round in circles asking questions and giving pointless directions. Then we had to reinstall Verizon for no apparent reason. ■■■.</p>

<p>Today, I woke up before 7 AM. ■■■</p>

<p>Yesterday, I went to bed at 5 am and woke up at 12:30 pm. Hope I develop better sleeping patterns.</p>

<p>My lame ass computer restarted in the middle of the night due to some “security installment.”</p>

<p>I had it set to work on a task that takes 10+ hours to perform and now I have to start it over. MLIA.</p>