Forget the "chances" threads...it's time to pull out the Magic 8 Ball

Prep School Admissions
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<p>For those on pins and needles about their chances, I’ve got the answers. You don’t have to spell out your SSAT scores or grades or ECs. The CC Magic 8 Ball knows. </p>

<p>You don’t even have to say which school you’re talking about by name. The CC Magic 8 Ball knows.</p>

<p>If you want to know what’s in store for you, I’ve got a better solution. Just ask… I will open your post, shake my Magic 8 Ball, and relay the answer to you. And you’ll get an answer because, yup, that’s right: the CC Magic 8 Ball knows. </p>

<p>NOTE: I am not an actual Magic 8 Ball. Magic 8 Ball is a TM of Tyco Toy Company. Any resemblance to an actual Magic 8 Ball is clearly the product of an overactive imagination on your part. This offer is for entertainment purposes only. Do not send in deposits or book airfare to schools for revisits based solely on the CC Magic 8 Ball. As it has been proven that there are many true but unproveable statements, the manufacturer of the CC Magic 8 Ball cannot be held liable for any of its unsupported product claims. Despite the foregoing statement, the manufacturer of the CC Magic 8 Ball is confident that all its product claims are true because of its mystically acquired and computationally unrepudiable organic intuition. Unfortunately, the manufacturer cannot in any way demonstrate that its intuition is correct, or indeed that it has an intuition. The CC Magic 8 Ball is not edible. If eaten call your nearest IT professional. Side effects may include drowsiness and insomnia. Offer not available in stores and is valid only while supplies last (which will be sometime around 12:00:01 ET on March 10). Redemption value is 1/5,848,292,833 of One Cent. Allow 6-8 Hours For Delivery.</p>

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<p>By the way…anyone who has access to a Magic 8 Ball should feel free to respond to any queries asked in this thread.</p>

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<p>My my, someone’s bored. Or very good at satire. Or both.</p>

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<p>Better not tell you now.</p>

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<p>Oh magic 8 ball - is there space at Exeter for an Australian?</p>

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<p>Are you kidding?</p>

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<p>Oh Magic 8 Ball … will I marry a prince ???</p>

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<p>Cannot predict now.</p>

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<p>woohoo! what a great idea- :wink: ok magic 8 ball, will or will not the schools that grant me admissions be blessed with many many beautiful boys? :smiley: preferably those blonde scandinavian ones, eh?</p>

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<p>Signs point to yes.</p>

<p>Of course, it would have helped if you had asked a “yes” or “no” question. But that’s the all-knowing answer.</p>

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<p>i m bored, will someone find a cure for accute boredom?</p>

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<p>CC Magic 8 ball, </p>

<p>Will I get the job I interviewed for today to help pay for boarding school??</p>

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<p>Will I get into Choate, or Andover? ;)</p>

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<p>Will I attend a boarding school? :)</p>

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<p>@ bearcats: *Outlook good<a href=“As%20for%20what%20the%20outlook%20is%20for%20%5Bi%5Dacute%5B/i%5D%20boredom,%20I%20haven’t%20a%20clue.”>/i</a></p>

<p>@ Brigthy: My reply is no.</p>

<p>@ olivia567: It is certain.</p>

<p>@ ChaosTheory: Signs point to yes.</p>

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<p>Ok, will I get into the school I’ve really tried for…making up myself for a year and a half? the decision comes in the 2nd week of April!</p>

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<p>what evidence do u have that can persuade people to ask u to predict there chances?!</p>

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<p>Um, oh mighty 8-ball, will i get accepted to exeter, andover, or deerfield?</p>

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<p>@asifkhan #1: You will have to wait.</p>

<p>@asifkhan #2: In due time.</p>

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<p>@EuNixD: Go for it!</p>