<p>Cheney was at a fundraiser at the “Spread Eagle Cafe”</p>
<p>Apparently, its a very upscale establishment in Hanverton Ohio. I don’t care that Cheney is invovled, I jsut find the name pretty funny</p>
<p>We had in Portland a restaurant called Hung Fah Lo</p>
<p>You have any funny business names you can remember?</p>
<p>Dicks Sporting Goods.</p>
<p>There was a Chinese restaurant called Fu Chinese Food. If you called information to get their telephone number they would ask you to spell “Fu”. Made for some good chuckles.</p>
<p>I always liked “Wok and Roll,” a chinese restaurant in my hometown (it may be a chain).</p>
<p>What the Pho?</p>
<p>If vacationing at the Outer Banks a day’s meals may include, breakfast at Stack 'Em High Pancakes, lunch at the Rundown Cafe, happy hour at Awful Arthur’s Oyster Bar and dinner at Dirty Dick’s Crab House. For dessert, you can then head to Udder Delights Ice Cream!</p>
<p>haha, nhs…i was just going to add “what the pho” but you beat me to it!</p>
<p>Crook Used Cars</p>
<p>my-3-sons…we’ve eaten at Stack’em High many times, great breakfast.</p>
<p>In Washington, DC there is a thai food restaurant called Thai Tanic.</p>
<p>Yes, I’ve got one: Big Wong Chinese restaurant in both NYC and DC Chinatown.</p>
<p>Those of us in Texas are more familiar with names like Juan and Only’s and Cozymel’s.</p>
<p>I’ve always been partial to “Cutting Gas,” on Cutting Boulevard, in Richmond, California.</p>
<p>There’s also the “Hang Lung” plastics factory in Oakland.</p>
<p>I photographed a sign for the “Yelling Dental Clinic” in Taipei a few decades ago.</p>
<p>Whiskey Dick’s Saloon in Lake Tahoe and Pittsburgh, Bar with the same name in Columbus, OH.</p>
<p>Not a funny name, but we have a local electrician whose trucks all bear the slogan: “Let us remove your shorts.”</p>
<p>Okay, we have Smelly Johns Plumbing</p>
<p>In Los Angeles we have Ghengis Cohen chinese restaruant (if you remember the Seinfeld chinese restaruant episode it’s based on his experience there).</p>
<p>There’s also Jim’s BBQ where the motto is “you don’t need teeth to eat Jim’s beef”.</p>
<p>My S tells me there’s a new German restaurant in NYC called “Hallo, Berlin. – The Wurst Restaurant in New York.”</p>
<p>There’s a dairy company here called Domspitz Milch. Actually means Cathedral Point Milk, but all I can think of is dumb spit.</p>
<p>Hee Fat grocery store in Kauai</p>
<p>My dentist: Dr. Pee Pees</p>
<p>In the town where I grew up there was a kid named Greg Toothacre.</p>
<p>Lived on Colgate Road.</p>
<p>His dad’s occupation? Dentist!</p>
<p>Can’t make stuff like this up.</p>
<p>Guess you can, it’s just not as funny if you do…</p>