Funny short stories

<p>The man had succesfully fooled the genie. He now had 3 wishes that would be granted whenever he said he wanted something. To celebrate, he sang his favorite song. “I wanna be an Oscar Mayer weiner…”</p>

<p>John had trusted Kim for so long. They trusted each other so much, they often did blood swears. After the blood started to flow, Kim told her secret. “I have AIDS”.</p>

<p>We have different standards of funny.</p>