<p>Drink lots of water. </p>
<p>Why do I have so many tests right before finals week?</p>
<p>Eat some calamari.</p>
<p>Where did all my pens go?</p>
<p>Apply lotion and wait.</p>
<p>Is there anybody going to listen to my story, all about the girl who came to stay?</p>
<p>Use aloe vera. </p>
<p>Why do all my mechanical pencils keep breaking?</p>
<p>You haven’t wiped your ass in months.</p>
<p>When will I find my first true love?</p>
<p>If you can eliminate atleast one answer choice, make an educated guess.</p>
<p>How much should I exceed the world limit by?</p>
<p>Try ruling the world.</p>
<p>Why do people I don’t like keep calling me?</p>
<p>Watch some porn.</p>
<p>Is Pepsi better than Coke?</p>
<p>coughHellyesPepsiisbetterthanCokecough.</p>
<p>Um, read Fathers and Sons.</p>
<p>I’m afraid I’m going to die this week.</p>
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<p>Ou est la plume de ma tante?</p>
<p>Yes, you should mix listerine and eggnog for the best results.</p>
<p>My house is being attacked by aliens, who claim they come in peace. What do I do?</p>
<p>You should practice your vocab words on Freerice.</p>
<p>How do I get invited to parties?</p>
<p>Chance threads are annoying. </p>
<p>What shall I do while I’m waiting for my PSAT scores to arrive?</p>
<p>wwww.phdcomics.com is the best place to refer to!</p>
<p>How do I get myself to do more productive stuff?</p>
<p>You should eat an apple.</p>
<p>Should I make a sandwich or a pizza?</p>
<p>You should listen to some Clay Aiken.</p>
<p>What should I get my mother for Christmas?</p>
<p>Remember to volunteer!</p>
<p>Should I do something productive right now?</p>
<p>Smoke hookah.</p>
<p>How stressed out will I be this weekend?</p>
<p>I think you should take vanilla.</p>
<p>How am I going to feed this bird?</p>
<p>Remember to call your friend!</p>
<p>What is the longest word in existence?</p>