<p>Me. </p>
<p>In what way was the previous one-word sentence true?</p>
<p>I’m afraid that the emergence of electronic book-reading devices will imminently usher in an era where actual books will become obsolete. </p>
<p>Should I audition to be my school’s graduation speaker?</p>
<p>Pineapples have pointy outsides.</p>
<p>WHAT IN THE FLABBERGASTED BUTTMUNCH is a kumquat?</p>
<p>Kumquat’s a funny word. It looks like it’s spelled wrong, but my browser doesn’t put any red squiggly lines under it, so I guess it’s not spelled wrong after all.</p>
<p>How can I possibly end my addiction to chocolate?</p>
<p>Hemorrhoids are indeed a problem.</p>
<p>What in the hell is my name?</p>
<p>This game is more like, think of the first really random thing that comes to your mind (well for me).</p>
<p>It is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike Tea.</p>
<p>Why did the communist cross the road?</p>
<p>I hate Spencer Pratt</p>
<p>Should I go to sleep?</p>
<p>Once a jug of milk, always a jug of milk.</p>
<p>WHAT IS THE MEANING OF soliloquy?</p>
<p>I like it when I buy something on sale, and then they ring it up at the register and it ends up costing even less than the sale price. Best thing ever.</p>
<p>How do I stop my sister from stealing my clothes?</p>
<p>Murder, my sweet [noparse];)[/noparse]</p>
<p>How would you adjust the handle bars on a bicycle?</p>
<p>apple juice.</p>
<p>What’s the capital of Guadeloupe?</p>
<p>I don’t know until you tell me.</p>
<p>Who is your daddy?</p>
<p>I can ride my bike with no handle bars</p>
<p>Should I go to sleep * now *?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>What’s the best cure for a stomach ache?</p>
<p>Seppuku.</p>
<p>Did I eat too many raisins just now?</p>
<p>Braisens</p>
<p>What can I do with this random corpse in front of me?</p>
<p>Call me Ismail!</p>
<p>What’s the color of the Suez Canal?</p>
<p>(sadam hussein will give you hotcheetos dipped in chocolate and you will turn into an invincible ninja)
what is the square root of pi?</p>
<p>Stop, that tickles!</p>
<p>How?</p>
<p>…hi</p>
<p>What direction is up?</p>