<p>You should carb load.</p>
<p>How do I get well?</p>
<p>go digging</p>
<p>I want candy.</p>
<p>Go to a soup kitchen.</p>
<p>Can you help me stop that creepy guy outside my window?</p>
<p>Go on a glacier-watching tour in Alaska.</p>
<p>how do I get rid of my food allergies?</p>
<p>Windex</p>
<p>How do I buy low and sell high?</p>
<p>Throw 'em a curveball.</p>
<p>What should I have for lunch?</p>
<p>Slow and steady wins the race</p>
<p>Why shouldn’t I procrastinate again?</p>
<p>i’ll get back to you, on that one.</p>
<p>what color should my prom dress be?</p>
<p>Don’t wear one.</p>
<p>How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?</p>
<p>My prom dress was going to be yellow until my mother said I couldn’t attend due to my poor work in French 2.</p>
<p>Why am I addicted to CC?</p>
<p>Because in Soviet Russia CC is addicted to you!</p>
<p>Why do I have a temporary crush on Katharine Hepburn?</p>
<p>I have a permanent crush on you</p>
<p>Why am I so tired but don’t want to go to sleep?</p>
<p>Your name isn’t Harvey Lewis.</p>
<p>I’m hungry. Should I eat?</p>
<p>You’re on a refrigerator, I think that says enough.</p>
<p>Should I go to prom without a date?</p>
<p>If you think you might get hungry, take a date. Otherwise, no. (If you do, remember to wrap it in something, it might be a bit sticky)</p>
<p>Is foobar the best music player?</p>
<p>your mother makes excellent meatballs.</p>
<p>Should I go to sleep?</p>
<p>Never get in a car without a seatbelt. </p>
<p>Where should I eat lunch tomorrow?</p>
<p>I’m sleepy.</p>
<p>Should I disable my formspring?</p>
<p>My pet goat has a tumor inside his nose.</p>
<p>Who is Ernest Hemingway?</p>
<p>Your mom.</p>
<p>Who is your mom?</p>