<p>Take off your pants.</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>b/c</p>
<p>How can I “Turn Around” but not get a “little bit lonely”</p>
<p>Take a road trip.</p>
<p>How can I go to sleep earlier?</p>
<p>Have some coffee</p>
<p>How can I know who I am?</p>
<p>Exist.</p>
<p>How do you deal with emotions?</p>
<p>Masturbation. </p>
<p>Why should I do homework?</p>
<p>The lawn needs mowing. </p>
<p>Why was my thread revived? :P</p>
<p>Eat mangoes.</p>
<p>Where should I go for dinner?</p>
<p>Water the cat.</p>
<p>What can I do stop myself from going to CC?</p>
<p>Make a thread about it.</p>
<p>How do I gain batman skillz?</p>
<p>Go jump off a cliff.</p>
<p>How do I get a gf?</p>
<p>You just got to stick it in</p>
<p>Where is Waldo?</p>
<p>Don’t excessively punish the losers of a war.</p>
<p>Which prom dress should I choose?</p>
<p>use something that will make look like a clown and dont where any makeup. In fact dont take a shower for at least three days before the prom and shave all your hair off. </p>
<p>I want a new car, which one do you guys reccommend?</p>
<p>make it out of ducttape</p>
<p>How do you choose what book to read?</p>
<p>How to Become Bitter for Dumbies.</p>
<p>How should I open a can?</p>
<p>use your head</p>
<p>How to be popular?</p>
<p>i’ll teach you the propper ploys,
when you talk to boys,
little ways to flirt and flounce, ooh!
i’ll show you what shoes to wear!
how to fix your hair! </p>
<p>How do I afford Wicked Tickets?</p>
<p>You forget about the concert</p>
<p>How do I sneak into MIT?</p>
<p>Destroy it and stand in the rubble.</p>
<p>Do I look fat in this?</p>