<p>its probably laying around somewhere</p>
<p>my fingers are cold</p>
<p>smells like potatoes.</p>
<p>[I feel compelled to point out that on the previous page, someone asked “what is the meaning of life?” and the next person’s response- “it’s 4:20pm somewhere” included the number <em>42</em>… what are the chances?? haha.] non sequiturs ftw</p>
<p>What are my chances of getting 2390+ on the SAT if I got 105 on the PSAT? (I must’ve gotten the bonus!.. jk)</p>
<p>Several million dollars to the right people should sort out that train wreck.</p>
<p>What do I do with this paper??</p>
<p>You are correct, Family Guy is better than the Simpsons!!</p>
<p>When will that big fat letter come?</p>
<p>You need to be more productive.</p>
<p>Will I learn to resolve my problems oriented around procrastination?</p>
<p>try graphing it</p>
<p>how much wood does a wood chuck chuck?</p>
<p>You can’t pick a pickled pepper…unless you grow your pepper plants in patented Picklifier!!</p>
<p>How does one go about writing an essay in a short amount of time?</p>
<p>Put a ring on it.</p>
<p>Where does the sidewalk end?</p>
<p>You should make cookies.</p>
<p>Will the Colts win?</p>
<p>Playing the Game is tantamount to entering a binding, irrevocable contract.</p>
<p>What is the best flavor of cake, and how much spinach should I put in it??</p>
<p>You should watch tennis.</p>
<p>What activities should I devote my time to?</p>
<p>While it would be nice to set foot on the planet Jupiter, it might not be a good idea to try. For your own health.</p>
<p>Why are these books so difficult to write coherent sentences about?</p>
<p>Have you considered formulating a club?</p>
<p>How long should I study for the SAT?</p>
<p>Do nothing until you know more.</p>
<p>Where is the log off button?</p>
<p>My graphing calculator ran out of batteries. </p>
<p>What should I do if I suspect I’m lactose intolerant?</p>
<p>Get a Norwegian Ridgeback.</p>
<p>Why do zippers have teeth?</p>
<p>Yes, you are going to live in Tierra Del Fuego eventually.</p>
<p>What is love?</p>
<p>Warning! Flammable! Harmful or fatal if swallowed! May cause eye irritation! Keep out of the reach of children!</p>
<p>How can I get myself to start homework earlier?</p>
<p>Forget that you have homework to do.</p>
<p>How can I run 3 miles without stopping?</p>
<p>Read a Harry Potter Book.</p>
<p>How do I find uranium?</p>