GAME: Be as unhelpful as possible.

<p>You should run everyday to build up strength and stamina.</p>

<p>What should I do, I saw a bald person.</p>

<p>Buy a wig and put it on your head immediately.</p>

<p>Why is it so cold outside?</p>

<p>Ask God.</p>

<p>Why is it 11:23?</p>

<p>Because you opened your umbrella indoors.</p>

<p>Why can’t I sleep?</p>

<p>An underweight Russain boy tripped on a Rubik’s cube; he died.</p>

<p>For what reason is my presently unbearable internal bleeding occuring? Please answer quickly.</p>

<p>It’s Christopher Robin’s birthday!</p>

<p>Why so serious?</p>

<p>Bake a pie.</p>

<p>What is the meaning of life?</p>

<p>its 4:20pm somewhere.</p>

<p>what should I name my dog?</p>

<p>I think my username is awesome.</p>

<p>What is Twilight?</p>

<p>Lady Gaga. </p>

<p>What can I do to stop sucking at school so much?</p>

<p>I just accidently the whole thread.</p>

<p>Why have I had a headache for the last 2 weeks?</p>

<p>3 1/4.</p>

<p>If I bring a marching band, can I get into Harvard like Elle Woods?</p>

<p>Watch porn.</p>

<p>Where is money?</p>

<p>I advise you to go bra shopping.</p>

<p>What pills can I take to settle my toothache?</p>

<p>Get some crown molding and cover it with that.</p>

<p>Why does the sun go round the moon??</p>

<p>You should volunteer more.</p>

<p>Will I ever be enabled to avoid procrastination?</p>

<p>^So true :(</p>

<p>No!! DON’T go by sea!!!</p>

<p>How would one go about looking into the past?</p>

<p>Eat a sandwich</p>

<p>how should i stop my procrastination?</p>

<p>AMG HALP!!!1!!1111!1one!11!!!11oneuno!!1!!</p>

<p>Don’t look under the bed.</p>

<p>Where did I lose my library book?</p>