<p>Press the mute button.</p>
<p>How can I run faster?</p>
<p>Stay in school.</p>
<p>How do I boost my resume?</p>
<p>Go to Harvard SSP. (haha, you have to be CC to answer it like that)</p>
<p>How long is it going to take to write my debate case?</p>
<p>When strangers offer you rides, say no. </p>
<p>What can I do to cheer myself up?</p>
<p>atheism</p>
<p>How do I kill my dog???</p>
<p>hubba hubba hubba!</p>
<p>what is 1 + 1?</p>
<p>window!</p>
<p>Why are you so hot?</p>
<p>ddayyyummm it’s cold.</p>
<p>how do u smoke?</p>
<p>i am one dirty piggy</p>
<p>why am i chewing my on my headphones?</p>
<p>We only accept the SAT I plus two SAT II subject tests or the ACT.</p>
<p>What would Jesus do?</p>
<p>Ponyo is a movie about a fish</p>
<p>Why wont the heat work in my house?</p>
<p>i forgot to do my english homework</p>
<p>why don’t guys have boobs?</p>
<p>Drink milk to supplement your calcium.</p>
<p>Why is it so windy outside?</p>
<p>there is no question mark</p>
<p>why did i get deferred by yale?</p>
<p>Because Emma Watson chose Brown instead.</p>
<p>Why do I enjoy taking long showers?</p>
<p>Because you need to wash your long arms</p>
<p>why am i still chewing on my headphones?</p>
<p>Don’t laugh while people scream in your face</p>
<p>Why is my clock always wrong?</p>
<p>Because you tied your shoes together.</p>
<p>Why do I have to wear socks?</p>
<p>Duck? what Duck.</p>
<p>Your money or your life?</p>
<p>my hairiness.</p>
<p>help mee. . . .i need to eat. …</p>