GAME: Be as unhelpful as possible.

Pre-College Topics High School Life
401

<p>Jump into a pool of freezing water. </p>

<p>What should I do if I haven’t got enough change for the bus?</p>

402

<p>Pack heat and hope the cops will drop you off where you need to go.</p>

<p>What wine goes best with fish?</p>

403

<p>I strongly recommend pizza. Cheese pizza, if you can get it.</p>

<p>I need 15 gallons of 13M silver nitrate by tomorrow. How?!</p>

404

<p>steal it from your chemistry teacher.</p>

<p>How do I make a peanut butter sandwich?</p>

405

<p>Become a member of the Church of Latter Day Saints.</p>

<p>Is your wife a “goer”?</p>

406

<p>You’ll need peanuts, butter and sandwiches.</p>

<p>Edit:
No, I think she’d be human.</p>

<p>Why do I want to fall asleep so badly right now?</p>

407

<p>HSL is dead right now :confused: looks like i’m logging off yet again…</p>

<p>Why am I so great at procrastinating?</p>

408

<p>Because it’s a “pro” crast…</p>

<p>Am I Being?</p>

409

<p>Microsoft created the big bang.</p>

<p>I have a virus on my computer how do I get rid of it.</p>

410

<p>Download porn.</p>

<p>What should I wear tomorrow?</p>

411

<p>Well, durians smell bad, but you might want to try watermelons instead.</p>

<p>If I keep walking straight, where will I end up?</p>

412

<p>Brush up your Shakespeare. Start quoting him NOW.</p>

<p>How do I get home??</p>

413

<p>you should eat a sandwich</p>

<p>Why do I feel lonely at the moment?</p>

414

<p>Eat food when you’re hungry.</p>

<p>Will you please answer my question with something unhelpful?</p>

415

<p>Say to everyone you meet, “Hi, I’m bisexual”.</p>

<p>What color shirt should i where?</p>

416

<p>lol <em>Wear</em></p>

417

<p>Pick every single hair out of your scalp one by one and then put it in a blender and eat it and then because you can’t digest hair you might end up with a huge hairball inside your stomach and you will suffer excruciating pain and doctors will think you’re crazy </p>

<p>Will i get more than 3 hours of sleep today?</p>

418

<p>Because my grandma said so.</p>

<p>Will I live to see the world be awesome?</p>

419

<p>the next time you have surgery the doctor is probably going to leave a huge scalpel in your body and when you wake up you will feel major discomfort and complain but doctors will only refer to you as “the boy who cried wolf” and you will never get that scalpel out of your stomach :frowning: </p>

<p>Do you think I have carpal tunnel syndrome?</p>

420

<p>^ I hate tunnels!</p>

<p>How do I get rid of a computer virus?</p>