<p>Go to the doctor for a vaccine.</p>
<p>How do I get rid of this headache?</p>
<p>Maximize your sodium intake and get hemorrhoids</p>
<p>What is love, if it won’t hurt me?</p>
<p>*What is love
Baby don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me no more
Baby don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me
no more *</p>
<p>How do I know when my invisible ink pen runs out of ink?</p>
<p>Add a colored pigment to your invisible ink.</p>
<p>What’s for tea, darling?</p>
<p>I like largeness.</p>
<p>Can you help me make a cupcake topped with marshmallows?</p>
<p>Eff that, let’s go smoke.</p>
<p>Can you cure my insomnia?</p>
<p>jump off a bridge.</p>
<p>How can I un-cure my insomnia?</p>
<p>Climb back on to said bridge.
(Is there supposed to be a space between ‘on’ and ‘to’?)</p>
<p>“8*9-” queries my cat as she walks across my keyboard.</p>
<p>and god said “let there be light”</p>
<p>What will the earl of sandwich be having for supper this evening? ( all in british accent )</p>
<p>Download an app for it.</p>
<p>Should I head to school now?</p>
<p>magic 8 ball says to ask again later</p>
<p>What is love?!? (baby don’t hurt me)</p>
<p>Make me a sandwich.</p>
<p>How should I ask this girl to prom?</p>
<p>Ask the dog.</p>
<p>Where do I go for you?</p>
<p>Use your calculator. </p>
<p>How can I stop having migraines?</p>
<p>Fall off a ski lift and crack your head open</p>
<p>Will I ever get to studying for my chem ap test?</p>
<p>You should probably take some Midol.</p>
<p>Should I cut this piece of gum in two?</p>
<p>Crack is wack.</p>
<p>Is it too early for me to worry about college?</p>
<p>forget college, work at mc donalds.</p>
<p>How should I overcome my fears?</p>
<p>Use Kleenex, not a handkerchief.</p>
<p>Is there somebody who still believes in love?</p>
<p>Do you believe in life after love
I can feel something inside me say
I really don’t think you’re strong enough,
No
X2</p>
<p>What will I do if I get bored today?</p>