<p>Listen to more Cher.</p>
<p>Can you count to infinity?</p>
<p>Instead of using just sugar and vanilla, add a sprinkle of cinnamon in there too.</p>
<p>How do I learn to play guitar in only a month?</p>
<p>Don’t run too fast- you might crash into the wall.</p>
<p>Should I bother cleaning up all this clutter on my desk?</p>
<p>Don’t forget to brush your teeth.</p>
<p>Should I try and finish my homework today?</p>
<p>why bother? you’ll fail your courses anyways</p>
<p>should i kill the next poster?</p>
<p>Don’t be a fool, stay in school!</p>
<p>Should I apply for TASP once I’m old enough?</p>
<p>Baby powder can absorb grease stains on fabrics.</p>
<p>Do I need to get my hair cut?</p>
<p>Scissors are best used on tree trunks or tires that haven’t been burst yet.</p>
<p>How do I get rid of all this acne?</p>
<p>Eat lots of oily foods & don’t forget to over wash + scrub your face everrrryday!!!</p>
<p>How can i get better grades?</p>
<p>i’m sorry to hear that</p>
<p>do you like apple juice?</p>
<p>What? My dryer’s going and I can’t hear you.</p>
<p>What does the French verb ‘grasseyer’ mean?</p>
<p>Run a mile.</p>
<p>What should I eat for breakfast?</p>
<p>My marginal utility is decreasing.</p>
<p>Have you ever eaten at Shipley’s Donuts?</p>
<p>It takes two to tango.</p>
<p>My printer isn’t working, what should I do?</p>
<p>Use a scanner instead.</p>
<p>What’s a good way to increase my IQ?</p>
<p>Bang your head against your desk repeatedly. </p>
<p>How can I switch to a different cell phone plan?</p>
<p>Eat a sandwich!</p>
<p>Should I CC fast until the end of the school year?</p>
<p>Take two left turns, and a right, and I think that’s the place!</p>
<p>Why is the sky blue?</p>
<p>Blue is the new black.</p>
<p>Why is my hair black?</p>
<p>Make sure you cut the green wire, not the red one.</p>
<p>How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?</p>