GAME: Be as unhelpful as possible.

<p>Look in the mirror.</p>

<p>Will it rain tomorrow?</p>

<p>Make sure all four legs of your chair are ALWAYS on the floor. </p>

<p>What can I do to make sure I don’t fail APUSH?</p>

<p>Love is all that matters.</p>

<p>Should I eat this?</p>

<p>Wave your arms and shout it down. They get scared easily.</p>

<p>Should I take a nap or just do my work now and sleep earlier tonight?</p>

<p>And the cow jumped over the moon.</p>

<p>Did you brush your teeth today?</p>

<p>The real question here is who am I.</p>

<p>Are you dizzy when you’re stoned?</p>

<p>Hokey Pokey Icecream by Baskin Robbins 31 is really good, if you can just get over the name.</p>

<p>Is college like A Goofy Movie?</p>

<p>You should clean your ears with cutips.</p>

<p>Where’s Toronto, Canada?</p>

<p>It’s under the sea, next to the coral reefs.</p>

<p>how long will it take me to run 3 miles?</p>

<p>It should take you about 5 lbs.</p>

<p>why don’t crocodiles roar?</p>

<p>Go sleep it off.</p>

<p>I’m getting addicted to CC, help?</p>

<p>Find Waldo.</p>

<p>What is love?</p>

<p>I think you should make yourself a grilled cheese sandwich. </p>

<p>Who will win the Stanley Cup?</p>

<p>There’s an app for that.</p>

<p>What language should I try to learn?</p>

<p>Sandwiches are tasty.</p>

<p>What is prom?</p>

<p>It’s ugly.</p>

<p>When do you recommend that I go to sleep?</p>

<p>At pi pm.</p>

<p>Where is the moon?</p>

<p>Not anywhere in the whole wide world, that’s for sure.</p>

<p>Paper or plastic?</p>

<p>Order six red velvet cheesecakes.</p>

<p>Why isn’t it summer yet?</p>

<p>Google it.</p>

<p>Why am I so tired?</p>