<p>Madonna’s hit singles from Like a Virgin (1984) and True Blue (1986) established her as a pop icon.</p>
<p>Why are manholes round?</p>
<p>Make a left turn.</p>
<p>Why is CC so boring right now?</p>
<p>I love boats; I don’t much about them… but they are very intriguing.</p>
<p>Why am I not happy?</p>
<p>Give me a glass of water.</p>
<p>Why?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Do you wear glasses?</p>
<p>I found a mosquito in my room last night. </p>
<p>How can I prevent myself from taking my phone out during class in order to distract myself from the insipid droning of my teachers?</p>
<p>Yellow is a pretty color</p>
<p>Should I purchase a red vintage dress or a black vintage dress?</p>
<p>because it’s half the calories you can have twice as much</p>
<p>Why do all of my pencils not have any lead?</p>
<p>Not pens.</p>
<p>Why do I have to take APs?</p>
<p>The cake is a lie.</p>
<p>Why does my physics teacher fail so much at teaching?</p>
<p>You have to do 18 crunches.</p>
<p>How big is the Universe?</p>
<p>You might have amnesia.</p>
<p>French toast or pancakes?</p>
<p>Force equals mass times acceleration.
How loud can I scream?</p>
<p>At 5 pounds add the sugar.</p>
<p>Why is the earth round?</p>
<p>When the pot or steaming and boiling apparatus starts boiling, please remove the linguini from said apparatus.
What’s my name?</p>
<p>They call me girl
They call me Stacy
They call me her
They call me Jane
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my name
That’s not my…</p>
<p>Will you do my math portfolio task for me?</p>
<p>Mountain Dew for Me & You.</p>
<p>Will you tell me a story papa?</p>
<p>Be sure to apply sunscreen before you go swimming.</p>
<p>Where am I?</p>
<p>Auntie told me to not swim on a count of my ass-mar.</p>
<p>What is the capital of monaco?</p>
<p>Sucks to your ass-mar.</p>
<p>Why does school hate me so much? :(</p>