<p>Kill The Pig! Cut Her Throat! Bash Her In!</p>
<p>How does photosynthesis work ma’am?</p>
<p>Ask Jack. I’m sure he’d know.</p>
<p>Should I skip 1st period tomorrow?</p>
<p>Use lots and lots of seasoning when making baby back ribs.</p>
<p>Should i go on that Taco Bell healthy diet?</p>
<p>Jack is out hunting for the beast.</p>
<p>Why am I so intelligent? :D</p>
<p>Your name is not Piggy.</p>
<p>Sooo… does anyone know where I can get a Mrs. Fields cookie at this time of the night?</p>
<p>GIMME BACK MY SPECS!</p>
<p>Chocolate Chip Cookie ***** Girl Anyone?</p>
<p>Cough it up then.</p>
<p>Do you have Bieber fever?</p>
<p>Bananas are yummier than pears.</p>
<p>Why does MattNC like Lord of the Flies so much?</p>
<p>im a frumpy elephant.</p>
<p>How come my dad left my mom?</p>
<p>Mangoes are yummier than bananas.</p>
<p>Why do I eat even when I’m full?</p>
<p>I think the knee bone is connected to the thigh bone.</p>
<p>What should i have for dinner?</p>
<p>Practice every day and eventually you’ll reach the top.</p>
<p>Where is my mind?</p>
<p>I personally think you should do the Stanky Legg</p>
<p>Why is it so cold outside?</p>
<p>My oh my, it’s a wonderful day.</p>
<p>Why is my eye itching?</p>
<p>You know, desserts spelled backwards is stressed…</p>
<p>Who let the dogs out?</p>
<p>My cat is named Fluffy.</p>
<p>Why don’t I sleep enough?</p>
<p>Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.</p>
<p>Why can’t things in life ever be too good to be true without the “to be true” part?</p>
<p>The word “bad” is useless. Ungood would do just as well. </p>
<p>If I save a penny everyday for the next 30 years, will I become rich?</p>
<p>I hate doing laundry, I wish clothes would just wash/dry/fold themselves.</p>
<p>Why am I so distracted and not doing my econ???</p>
<p>Superfluous question marks won’t aid you.</p>
<p>My place or yours?</p>