<p>I think you forgot a couple of question marks there… ;D</p>
<p>Do you like roller coasters?</p>
<p>Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone!</p>
<p>Why am I hungry even though I ate dinner an hour ago?</p>
<p>Get off the fridge.</p>
<p>Why do cows moo and dogs bark?</p>
<p>I hate horror movies- they play mind games afterwards.</p>
<p>Candy canes or lollypops?</p>
<p>My phone does not taste like candy.</p>
<p>Why do people like Justin Beiber?</p>
<p>And the cow jumped over the moon</p>
<p>What number am I think of?</p>
<p>Tick. Tick. Tick. BOOM.</p>
<p>Why do I always make the stupidest typos?</p>
<p>I can’t focus and I am not studying for my ap exam in three days.</p>
<p>What is wrong with me?</p>
<p>It’s okay to have a pink phone</p>
<p>But why am I a box?</p>
<p>Somebody get me out of here!</p>
<p>Where are you?</p>
<p>When I grow up, I’m going to put a pink flamingo in my front yard.</p>
<p>Why do people fight so often?</p>
<p>Just plug your nose and drink it, then wash it down with a glass of water.</p>
<p>What does ‘supercalifragilisticexpialidocious’ actually mean?</p>
<p>I met this farmer once. He was a very nice farmer. The sky was very nice as well, come to think of it. Did you know that skies are blue because of a tendency for small particles in the air to deflect blue light perpendicular to its initial direction? That’s why sunsets are red. Because there’s no blue light left. And he was such a nice farmer. He even gave me a cookie. I like cookies. They taste especially good with milk. But then again, everything tastes good with milk, so I suppose that’s nothing special. Am I special? I hope I am, my mother always told me that I was special. Do you think I’m special? I think everyone is special. Did I tell you that I like…</p>
<p>Did I win? (that’s my question)</p>
<p>Coffee, chocolate, and lots of sugar are great for allnighters!</p>
<p>Isn’t the thread supposed to have one sentence and one question ^LOL? ;D</p>
<p>I suggest that you visit your local grammar Nazi. They aren’t very pleasant to meet, but they WILL fix your grammar.</p>
<p>I now have an inordinate amount of time on my hands. What should I do with it?</p>
<p>Cake is good for the soul.</p>
<p>Are you suggesting that I have bad grammar =O ?</p>
<p>No. I was just being unhelpful. 
And I still am. </p>
<p>How on Earth do you throw one of these things?</p>
<p>Reverse psychology doesn’t quite work on me, unfortunately.</p>
<p>Why does my doorknob make so much noise whenever I try to turn it?</p>
<p>^^…with your arm?
^you live around sand dunes :O.</p>
<p>I love Fridays!</p>
<p>LOL this isnt helpful… so you shouldn’t put the sentence first, and then ask the question.</p>
<p>Why do things seem so confusing after midnight?</p>