<p>Because I change my mind like a girl changes clothes.</p>
<p>Are you a believer?</p>
<p>Hi? Are cookies nice!</p>
<p>Was anyone annoyed by that?</p>
<p>Go down on your squirrel’s mom.</p>
<p>Should I get off CC now?</p>
<p>depends on whether you were born on the 14th of any month.</p>
<p>Should i put new strings on my guitar?</p>
<p>Up to you.</p>
<p>Why do I have a headache?</p>
<p>Why are you up this early in the morning?</p>
<p>Why am I up this early in the morning?</p>
<p>because the sun is a star and mercury is a planet.</p>
<p>because india is a very, very hot vcountry</p>
<p>Failure awaits in two days.</p>
<p>Why does my gym teacher hate and ignore me despite the fact that I’m doing my best [and above average compared to the rest of the class???</p>
<p>My face feels minty.</p>
<p>Did she come down from her tower?</p>
<p>Telephone by Lady GaGa is amazing.</p>
<p>Have you ever encountered a shark while swimming?</p>
<p>I’m addicted to highly chlorinated swimming pools.</p>
<p>Why is it raining here?</p>
<p>Correlation does not equal causation.</p>
<p>Why is my leg burning?</p>
<p>Yes, everyone poops.</p>
<p>why am i thirsty?</p>
<p>Because that’s when Crusoe rescued you.</p>
<p>Why would a knight want a shrubbery?</p>
<p>The knight cut off someone’s limbs.</p>
<p>Why do people’s answers make no reference whatsoever to the question?</p>
<p>I think you should go cook some fried rice now.</p>
<p>How do I make my hair grow faster?</p>
<p>You lost your watch again. Loser.</p>
<p>How can I stop the nervous habit of tugging at my earlobes whenever I talk to a figure of authority?</p>
<p>Make new friends but keep the old - one is silver and the other is gold.</p>
<p>Why are brownies so good?</p>
<p>It is better to have loved and then lost than to not have loved at all.</p>
<p>If I ditch school tomorrow, where should I go?</p>
<p>Watch Lost on Pluto while gogo dancing.</p>
<p>Why is Pluto not a planet anymore?</p>