<p>Because he’s a frigging cartoon.</p>
<p>Why don’t they like colours?</p>
<p>Because you can’t spell “color”.</p>
<p>Should I stop eating in class?</p>
<p>you better, or you’ll start barfing pencilcases
OMG, is that a pencilcase?!</p>
<p>A good man pays off his bets.</p>
<p>Why am i on this website right now?</p>
<p>Get your intestines checked out. It’s weird the bacteria that grow in there :D</p>
<p><spooky> Who are the unmentionables? </spooky></p>
<p>What? What? I can’t see you!</p>
<p>Why are some people such prudes?</p>
<p>Remember to take your vitamins. </p>
<p>How can I avoid dying of anxiety before receiving my AP scores?</p>
<p>Do 100 push ups</p>
<p>How can I make enough money to retire by 25?</p>
<p>there’s this song going through my head, it sounds like this: do-do doooo</p>
<p>My phone fell in the toilet, how do I fix it?</p>
<p>I hear that jackhammers work well.</p>
<p>Why did this thread die?</p>
<p>Because the moment John117 enters, everything dies. Didn’t you know this?</p>
<p>Why do some people on HSL act as though they’re on their periods 24/7??</p>
<p>Some days, you just need to let the leeches suck your blood.</p>
<p>Should I take a nap?</p>
<p>bump…</p>
<p>^^ Drink some coffee, gatorade, and eat pizza.</p>
<p>Should I ask this girl out?</p>
<p>Who needs girls when you can have printed body pillows?!
^^ THANK YOU FOR NECROING THIS OMFGZ-
Why am I only intermittently lactose intolerant?</p>
<p>Be sure to not look directly into the sun!</p>
<p>What is a good job I can do around the community to get money for video games?</p>
<p>Try Ctrl + Alt + Del.</p>
<p>How do I know if this is authentic or not?</p>
<p>Stay on your side of the International Date Line.</p>
<p>How can I speedily improve my knowledge of Spanish?</p>
<p>Yes, eggplant is very scary…</p>
<p>Why am i hungry?</p>