<p>because the airplanes in the night sky are not like shooting stars, and BoB died.</p>
<p>why is my head green?</p>
<p>Because you’re a b1tch.</p>
<p>Why am I so nervous for Jr. year to start in 2 days?</p>
<p>Because you’re probably a lot older than the other 4 year olds and may not fit in.</p>
<p>Why wont my sisters kitten stop cuddling next to me?</p>
<p>You might want to get an X-ray for magnets in your body. Until then I recommend a diet of French escargot and Milk of Magnesia.</p>
<p>¿Dónde puedo encontrar un teléfono para llamar a mi familia?</p>
<p>Mi hablo espanol</p>
<p>How many years till the world ends?</p>
<p>Life’s what you make it, so let’s make it rock.</p>
<p>Where is the love?</p>
<p>Yeah, I know! Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed!</p>
<p>Why are feet shaped like… feet?</p>
<p>Alberta, Canada.</p>
<p>Why are the mutant squirrels eating my toy trains while singing “alouette”?</p>
<p>Be careful not to let any of the leaking pus come in contact with any other part of your body or skin. This could cause more boils to develop.</p>
<p>Why can’t I put contacts in?</p>
<p>Descartes answered Hamlet’s question.</p>
<p>What’s that thumping noise outside?</p>
<p>Yeah, acorns taste weird.</p>
<p>Why does Heidi Montag look like a barbie?</p>
<p>The real question is, why does Barbie taste like Heidi Montag?</p>
<p>Can I finish my summer homework by tonight?</p>
<p>Ma’am, PLEASE keep your hands and feet inside the safari vehicle!!</p>
<p>WHat’s your favorite kind of cookie?</p>
<p>Don’t write on someone else’s pencil, it’s a bad habit. </p>
<p>Do you hate bugs?</p>
<p>Ugh, yes, I’m totally allergic to kittens.</p>
<p>What’s the cheapest, yet most reliable and safest kind of car out there and what should I be looking for?</p>
<p>The batmobile!</p>
<p>My foot hurts.</p>
<p>try eating a burrito</p>
<p>I really want Mcdonalds</p>
<p>Cannibalism is frowned upon by many religions.</p>
<p>Should I do the “free hugs” thing?</p>
<p>No, I will NOT take my pants off!</p>
<p>Are there any good mexican restaurants in Boston or Cambridge?</p>
<p>Be Italian!</p>
<p>Why do some religious terrorists believe God has one million (or so) virgins waiting for them in heaven?</p>