<p>Brah.</p>
<p>Why are my lips so dry?</p>
<p>Oh i know. Just stop, drop, and roll. </p>
<p>Who let the dogs out?</p>
<p>I don’t know but he’s got a birthmark near his lip and you can find him somewhere in Eastern Europe. That help?</p>
<p>Could you recommend a good movie for me?</p>
<p>Share the popcorn.</p>
<p>What are some ways to flirt with a guy to make other girls jealous?</p>
<p>Eat tons and tons of garlic!</p>
<p>What is the best way to get my heel stretch for cheer?</p>
<p>tie two small children together by the arms and put your head through the arms. That should keep you warm. Childwarmth is quite efficient. </p>
<p>At which colleges could crew possibly be an edge, and would being a coxswain even give me an edge?</p>
<p>University of Nouakchott</p>
<p>Where is Fasinro?</p>
<p>If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get on with my friends.</p>
<p>How many people live in an average American home?</p>
<p>Apples and Bananas.</p>
<p>1 = 1, is that true?</p>
<p>Albert Einstein can tell you. Look him up on Facebook.</p>
<p>WHy did Orlando Bloom not marry me?</p>
<p>Because fish is good for you. </p>
<p>Why do I exist?</p>
<p>That’s flattering, but I’m not interested.</p>
<p>Why am I posting on this thread?</p>
<p>Because it’s fun! Please become a CC addict and post forever, like me! This is not bad advice, this is good advice</p>
<p>What did my mom say last night?</p>
<p>Believe it or not I’m walking on air, I never thought I could be so freeee!!!</p>
<p>Why are some people so hyped up about talking to the opposite gender?</p>
<p>I know, right? I think everyone should just be gay.</p>
<p>Why did my mother buy a giant lump of Himalayan salt and decide to display it in our living room?</p>
<p>2 plus 2 equals 4!</p>
<p>Why is the sky blue?</p>
<p>It shouldn’t be why are you naked, it should be why aren’t you naked too!</p>
<p>How many people in the world own a pet platypus?</p>
<p>Because of all the ice!
Ice Age trailer reference even though I’ve never seen it.
Why won’t this stupid archive unzip??</p>
<p>^ I’ve only seen Ice Age in Spanish >_></p>
<p>BECAUSE YOU’RE A HIPPOPOTAMUS!!! GOD, JUST ACCEPT IT.</p>
<p>Why is my brother so annoying?</p>