<p>It has to do with the stoichiometric proportion between the Dihydrogen monoxide and carbon.</p>
<p>I have dry hands.</p>
<p>Listen to Lucifer by SHINee and your world will be so much better.</p>
<p>How do I fix my car engine…?</p>
<p>Get a nose piercing.</p>
<p>What are ways to improve my hearing?</p>
<p>Try a hypoallergenic baby oil.</p>
<p>What’s the bast way to get crayon off of a TV screen?</p>
<p>Take it out of the oven immediately after 15 minutes and let it cool on a cookie sheet.</p>
<p>I can’t find a girlfriend.</p>
<p>Wear a boa constrictor around your neck. All the girls dig boa constrictors.</p>
<p>What’s the difference between semi-sweet and bittersweet chocolate?</p>
<p>Bittersweet only has half the baby inside it.</p>
<p>I am answering your question.</p>
<p>Do I have too many Post-Its?</p>
<p>You should definitely get that checked out by a doctor. </p>
<p>Is there any place besides ebay where I can buy J. Crew pseudo-cheaply?</p>
<p>Hogwarts.</p>
<p>What is the point of laughter?</p>
<p>Don’t let the aliens hear you!</p>
<p>When did Dodge start making awesome commercials?</p>
<p>J.Cole is sick, you got that right.</p>
<p>Why does Lil Wayne fail so hard?</p>
<p>b/c he’s maaaad poplar; he’s the Alabama bed intruder errbody’s talkin about.</p>
<p>Why do I have green poop?</p>
<p>Billy Jean is not my lover.</p>
<p>How can you give yourself a belly button piercing?</p>
<p>Chew at yourself.</p>
<p>Am I cool?</p>
<p>Ice-creams are so much better than animals.</p>
<p>Why is there a mark on “f” and “j” on the keyboard?</p>
<p>Yes, there is.</p>
<p>I have homework. How can I finish it in time?</p>
<p>You might want to contact the real Slim Shady about that.</p>
<p>How can I tell if my steak is well-done?</p>
<p>You will get no love.</p>
<p>Can you throw dirt on me, and grow a wildflower?</p>
<p>Reply hazy, try again.</p>
<p>How do you feel about the cloud of loveliness?</p>